Recap – The Glendale Tap
Wed Jun 21 2023
QUIZ RECAP
When Zeus turned Calibos into a freak, Calibos was all: "But why?" and Zeus was all: "Because you're a jerk, man. You killled my horses. Literally no one likes you." And Calibos was all: "Okay, other than that." And Zeus kinda thought that was funny, but still turned him into a freak becauase, as Sophocles said, "Rules is rules." You know where else rules is rules? At the Glendale Tap on Wednesday nights for King Trivia. Let's talk:
Tonight's Drinking Round was a contest to see who could do the Best Impression Of Their Dad. One team member managed a really good impression of a sneeze, and the winner depicted a dad so disgusted by the musical "Cats" that it brought the entire room together. I have never seen more people in more agreement that "Cats" sucks.
In third place tonight with a score of 42 points was Dem Boyz. In second was the 46 points-having Queen Bees. And dominating again with 55 points was Fertile Crescent Rolls. They win more frequently than "Cats" keeps being bad.
Come back next week for more King Trivia fun at the Glendale Tap!
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 92972 | Fertile Crescent Rolls | 55 | 7 | 1.000 |
| 2 | 98077 | Queen Bees | 46 | 6 | 0.857 |
| 3 | Dem boyz | 42 | 5 | 0.714 | |
| 4 | 17413 | Almost Okay | 36 | 3 | 0.500 |
| 4 | 15512 | Check for Fruits | 36 | 3 | 0.500 |
| 6 | Lisa Morgan and the Cucks | 35 | 2 | 0.286 | |
| 7 | 101974 | Biohazardous Bisexuals | 34 | 1 | 0.143 |
| 8 | 98666 | lady luck | 24 | 0 | 0.000 |
