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When Persephone slipped a whoopie cushion under her dad Zeus's chair at the God Squad Ceremony, she thought nothing of it. "He's lucky I'm not bringing zombies into this," she thought. The two often laughed together over childish things like different noises the body can make, monkeys, and how much Mom sucked. So when Zeus took his seat to a silent auditorium, the ripping sound of the cushion did peal forth through the rafters and was felt by all in attendance. It gave an ungodly echo. Amongst the resultant snickers and scoffs was Persephone's throaty squeal which rose above all and received no support whatsoever. In an unexpected showing of self-deprecation, Zeus, even though he knew he had just sat on a Roman whoopie cushion, said: "Excuse me. I tend to release gas at exactly the same time I sit down. Weird coincidence." Persephone, outraged that her dad was literally stealing her thunder, said: "That was not him! I put a whoopie cushion there!" "Forgive my daughter," said Zeus. "Can someone take her out of here?" Once his daughter was removed, Zeus announced: "Now let's party!" And so they did, with dancing and drinking for four entire days while Persephone sat in muddy marsh scowling at her misfortune. Point is: NOTHING like that happened at The Glendale Tap Wednesday night. Let's talk.

Getting heckled by a friend is not the favor a lot of friends think it is. But if ever there was gonna be an argument, it would probably be over comic book characters. And there was! Round 2 was a doozy. The drinking round was: "Do Your Impression Of A Superhero." Count Ballsacula won the room with a brief scene from "Superman I." No one had seen the movie, but that never matters!

In third place with 50 points were The Jazzcats. In second with 56 were the aforementioned Count Ballsacula. And taking the night with 62 points was Live Laugh Love. And we did all three! We did undubitably live and laugh and love! Come back next week for more trivia fun with King Trivia at the Glendale Tap.