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When Hermes got mocked by the other Greek gods for having a funny name (they'd call him Spermes, among other names), he never let it get to him. "You're just jealous of my winged sandals!" he'd declare. "We're gods," they'd say. "Lots of us can fly, dummy." But he was off, in the wind literally, skipping over clouds like pond stones, en route to his next errand of protecting thieves or some politician or something. Point is: Don't let your trivia competition throw you off your game. Let it feed you like an Olympian taunt from Zeus or an acid-toungued curse from Hestia! Let's talk!

In honor of Shark Week, this week's Drinking Round was Who Can Do The Best Impression Of Being Eaten By A Shark? Apparently the answer is "Bartenders," because that's who won! Congratulations! Now drink the beer you're in charge of selling.

In third place was the just-as-surprised-as-anyone George Santos Volleyball Team with 20 points! Not to be discounted was Cream Source Unlimited with 54 points. And ruling the night with, yes, 69 points was Farty Pants!

Come back next week for more King Trivia fun at Glendale Tap, ok?