QUIZ RECAP

When Dyonisis was crushing grapes with his mind one afternoon, it occurred to him: "Man, I gotta take this on the road!" And so he did! A cross-heaven tour of the universe in which he wowed the crowds with his ability to make wine all from just force of will. "Anything I can do to contribute to people's alcoholism!" he bellowed. "Force of will so you can swill!" he exclaimed. "If only there were a way to make this competitive for everyone," he WINED (get it?). And there was born the germ of the idea for weekly trivia contests, celebrated to this day at places such as the Glendale Tap on Wednesdays at 7:30. Let's talk!

Tonight's drinking round was a Simpsons off: Who Can Do The Best Simpsons Character? I don't remember who won, but they were great. "The Simpsons" is apparently a really popular show!

In third place tonight was Tom Cruise's Daddy Issues with 67 points, which was strange they didn't score more because youi'd think that Tom's daddy issues would be a lot more than just 67. In second place with 70 points was Damn Ass Little Daddies and taking the night with the most points (74) and the longest name was 55 Burgers 55 Fries 55 Tacos 55 Pies 55 Cokes 100 Tater Tots 100 Pizzas 100 Tenders 100 Meatballs 100 Coffees 55 Wings 55 Shakes 55 Pancakes 55 Pastas 55 Peppers And 155 Taters. Every time I had to say their name, I said it in its entirety. And I'l do it again.

Speaking of doing it again, we will do it again at Glendale Tap everyone Wednesday night for more KIng Trivia fun! Do attend!