QUIZ RECAP

When Roderon, God of Grass, saw that his sod delivery was late (he’d been trying to get his lawn just the right shade of green for eons), he immediately called Girtheus, God Of Manure, for some advice. “You know how these things go,” said Girth, “when I get the last bill you ran up taken care of, you’ll get your sod.” Roderon was livid. “I ran up? Whattaya mean? Your manure was wanting!” This was not the first time Girth’s poop supply had been called “wanting” and he took offense to it. “I work with only the finest pigs,” defended. Girth. “No need to bring your mom into this,” answered Roderon. Well, that was the straw that broke the celestial camel’s back and brought the two gods together in the clouds for combat, knocking each other out in the stratosphere and falling to the earth broken and bloody. The moral is: Don’t do stuff like this at the Glendale Tap on Wednesday nights at 7:30 when King Trivia’s going on! Let’s talk!

Tonight’s Drinking Round was a competition to see who could do the best impression of Heath Ledger’s The Joker. It was called “Bring The Heath” and a guy on Burrito Supreme Court won it handily. Free drinks for them!

In third place tonight was Urethra Franklin. They saw their third place opening and took it with 51 points!  In second place was 55 Burgers with 56 points! And taking the whole night was Burrito Supreme Court with 64 points! Come back next Wednesday night and every Wednesday night for more King Trivia fun!