QUIZ RECAP

When Reveneres, God Of Twerking, gave what he intended to be his last dance lesson on the Lower Lilly Pad (because that’s where his classes had been demoted to in recent millennia), he was already accustomed to low turnouts and bad press but still bummed out about it. “All because of one extra rump shake two million years ago? People think I’m poisoning the minds of heaven’s children all because of one, little, barely noticeable posterior bounce that happened to be televised for all Gods everywhere to see? Because of that I’m labeled some kind of debauched wizard?” The small class before him, consisting of Rodyynia, Goddess of Rats, was sympathetic. “Don’t worry, Rev,” she cackled supportingly. “We like you!” And as she said this, four rats escaped from beneath her billowing sleeves and scampered for shelter under Rev’s large tunic. With a howl and a yelp that moved the clouds, Rev began an involuntary dance of disgust at the mere presence of the rats at his feet: His arms flailed, his hips shot side to side, and, most tellingly, his rear end jerked upward at a speed somewhere in the vicinity of Mach 5, faster and (let’s be honest) more eager than any rump shake ever attempted by any God anywhere. The cosmic camera, floating above, captured all of this and quickly beamed it to any and all Gods who existed. Soon, Rev’s reputation as the Old-But-New Bad Boy Of Dance Instructors was cemented into the heavens which began a new generation of students for Reveneres, ones who saw past the uptight judgements of Gods who had no rhythm to begin with and looked deeper into the spirit of Rev’s undeniable moves. Here’s the point: King Trivia at Glendale Tap Wednesday nights at 7:30 is just as revolutionary as this. Let’s talk:

The Drinking Round was Who Can Do The Best Bruce Willis? Someone from Robert & The Passengers came up and said: “I can’t fit in this air vent very well” or some other thing that Bruce Willis says in Die Hard and won! Is that all it took? Um, yes. Yes it was.

In third place with 31 points was Robert & The Passengers. In second with 34 points was KL Dawgs! And taking the win with 48 points was The Best Team. I mean, they better have won, right?

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