QUIZ RECAP

When Plummetous, God Of Gravity, executed a perfect double inverse waist spin with a slight counterclockwise head turn (toward the judges, natch) right into an active volcano at the two millionth annual God Dives Festival, he had already been long suspected of taking performance enhancing drugs. “I’m a god!” he defended. “Why the hell would I need to take drugs for anything?” This was a common refrain from gods who’d get accused of such offenses, but Plummetous’s joyful manner whenever he would emerge from the bubbling lava had spectators and judges alike very skeptical. “I will agree to a urine test!” he announced from on high. Plummetous started to relieve himself into a large cistern normally reserved for weddings, but, forgetting he was a god and not knowing his own strength, he accidentally started the Great Flood of Hylanjia as his liquid waste covered the entire kingdom for no less than three centuries. But once deluged, everyone could agree: “No, he’c clean. Give him first place.” Point is: Just because someone is consistently good at trivia doesn’t mean they’re cheating.  Let’s talk:

The Drinking Round was a Yoda Off. Somehow there were more people who wanted to do an impression of Yoda than there were teams. How’d that happen? (I don’t remember who won. I think it was…EVERYONE!)

In third place with 42 points was Forrest Not Gump. In second with 47 was P’s In A Pod. And winning again with five million points was Queen Bees! Do come back next week for more King Trivia Fun at the Glendale Tap!