QUIZ RECAP

When Phillemena, Goddess Of Kumquats, got tasked with loading the Royal Trebuchet with stones, she asked: “Is there any way—and go with me on this—any way I can load this mother with some kumquats instead?” The entire army groaned. “Why you always bringing kumquats into everything, Phil?” “Um, I’m the Kumquat Queen! That’s my thing!” she answered. See, normally all catapults and trebuchets used the biggest boulders around for their ammo, but Zeus had been on a bender all month: nothing but scotch on the rocks, one after the other. And by “rock,” we mean huge boulders. That’s right: Zeus was throwing ‘em back to the tune of three boulders a glass. There were almost no boulders left in the kingdom. So when the annual Trebuchet Convention came around, Phil had no rocks to put in those giant wooden slingshots, so she asked nicely about loading them with kumquats, got a collective No from the army, but did it anyway. Through the cold night sky, thousands of naturally grown kumquats soared through the air, blocking out not only the local moon but all other moons in the vicinity. Point is: No such kumquats were on hand for King Trivia Night at the Glendale Tap this Wednesday! Let’s talk!

The Drinking Round this week was “Do A Scene From Pulp Fiction.” Lloyd Austin Feels Better did better than anyone else by reenacting the scene where Uma Thurman gets an adrenaline shot punched through her breast plate. The commitment to laying on a bar floor was enough for the win!

In third place was Points For Gryffindor with 35 points. In second tonight was El Pollo Loco with 36 points. And taking the night with 44 points was Heathers! Do come back next week Wednesday at 7:30 for more King Trivia fun at the Glendale Tap!