QUIZ RECAP

When Discathenia, Goddess of Throwing Discs, nailed Rubeneus, God Of Camping Gear, in the face for the third time during a game of Forest Throw Down, Rube (to his friends) finally started to take it personally. “Uh, I thought we were trying to have a good time!” explained Rube whilst stanching the geyser emanating from his nose again. “Uh, I am!” said Disca (to her friends) whilst laughing high into the trees. “You gotta remember,” she explained, “hitting your nose is ten points!” “Ten?” screamed Rube. “Since when ten? I thought it was five!” A ref appeared from a bush and consulted a clipboard. “Uh, yes,” said the ref. “‘Ten points for Rube’s Shnoz, but just Rube’s.’ That’s what it says.” “Well, this is unfair!” roared Rube, whilst getting thwacked again in the nose, by yet another player. This time the thrower was Jackanius, God Of Tires. “Look, Rube,” explained Jack, “You can’t leave the game. If it weren’t for you and your nose, I wouldn’t have any points!” Without saying another word, Rube quickly fashioned a nose shield out of some bark, foliage, mud and a beaver tail. Whatever nose Rube had was now hidden under all the natural accoutrement. “Go ahead! Go for my nose again!” he challenged them. Suddenly, Rube was disc-struck from behind by another of Disca’s discs, right on his ass. Rube was irritated, but not overly so. “Whatever,” he smirked. “Uh, your ass is twenty points,” said the ref and showed Rube his clipboard as proof. Point is: There was no such disc throwing tonight at The Glendale Tap’s King Trivia Night. Let’s talk!

The Drinking Round was Sing A Love Song, Dammit. Beans On Toast took it because the guy sang in a faded echo and who does that anymore? Who does that anymore? They do! Free drinks for them!

In third place tonight was Live Laugh Love with 41 points. In second was QuizKnows with 49 points! And dominating the night with 60 points was P’s In A Pod! Do come back next week for more King Trivia fun every Wednesday at The Glendale Tap, won’t you?