QUIZ RECAP

Repella, Goddess Of Mountain Climbing, found herself in a pickle. Her grappling hook’s warranty had expired just as she was about to surge up to the next crevice on her climb up Mount Redundant. These new grappling hooks came with an automated voice that announced to the owner when exactly the warranty was to run out. Thirty seconds before the warranty’s expiration, it said: “Sorry, um…the warranty on this item will expire in thirty seconds.” And Repella was all: “Okay, so what happens now?” And the grappling hook answered: “Well, I give out and you plummet to your death. “But I’m a god,” answered Repella, “I can’t die.” The grappling hook answered: “Sounds like—symbolically then—you’re already dead.” It wasn’t often Repella got into existential conversations with inanimate objects, but this time she knew just what to do: She dislodged the hook from the rock, said: “Bye” to it, then tossed it to the depths below while jack-knifing in an upward direction to the cliff above her where she promptly whipped together a pot of stew and tuckered in for a long winter nap. Point is: There was nothing like this happening at King Trivia night on Wednesday. Let’s talk:

The Drinking Round was dominated by an age-appropriate guy doing a pitch-perfect impression of Colonel Sanders from the team Ohio Bound. They then left for Ohio. Bye!

In third place was Steamboat William with 48 points. In second was Ohio Bound with 54 points. And killing the entire night was Hefeweizguys with 61 points. Come back next week for more King Trivia fun at The Glendale Tap!