When Phlebibious, God Of Veins, was sailing down the Median Cubital on his lunch break, he noticed a clot attached to the tunica external. He slowed his roll and yelled to the clot: “Hey! You need some help?” The clot, amazed that anyone would come to his aid, responded: “God, yes.” With proper prodding and a fair amount of pulling, Phleb (to his friends) dislodged the clot from his position and sent him on his way, further down the length of the forearm. “Why would you help a dumb clot like me?” asked the clot as he coursed further down the unhealthy limb. “I’m about to retire!” answered Phleb, “I wanna leave a mark!” Suddenly, coming the other way, up the same vein, was an entire slew of clots, going upstream, like a red water river rafting expedition, right up Phleb’s face. The clot yelled to all the other clots: “Where’re y’all going?” “There’s a shark that way!” they all yelled. “Vein shark," grumbled Phleb. “Here’s another thing I gotta do.” Here’s the point: You know where there wasn’t a shark? At the Glendale Tap last night for King Trivia! Let’s talk!
Not knowing who Al Pacino is is no excuse for not doing an Al Pacino impression, as Disco Bros. found out when they won the drinking round! Condrunkulations!
In third place tonight was Team GT with 44 points. In second, was Homeschool with 48 points. And taking first was Disco Brothers with an even 50 points. Join us every Wednesday at 7:30 at the Glendale Tap, okay?
Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
1 | 130508 | Disco Bros. | 50 | 2 | 1.000 |
2 | Homeschool | 48 | 1 | 0.500 | |
3 | Team GT | 44 | 0 | 0.000 |