Skipernacas, God Of Frivolity, was frolicking in the Third Garden Of Purity when he suddenly came upon a casserole of ziti. Like, right there near a mossy overhang and a collection of shrubbery: someone’s ziti in a casserole, not even partially eaten. “Who’s pasta is this?” Skip (to his friends) asked the Garden. “Yeah, that’s mine,” came a voice from high in the tress. When Skip looked up, he saw Noodlemerus, God Of Pasta, perched on the highest branch of a tree. “What, is this a trap?” asked Skip. “Yeah,” answered Nood (to his friends), “I’m trying to catch the elusive—“ and at that moment a large 1958 business man came flying down the trail, scooping low to the ground with an open hand and a drooling, hungry mouth. “Thanks!” he yelled as the ziti immediately teleported from the ground to the businessman’s hand. And off he went. “Is that who you were trying to catch?” Skip asked Nood. “Uh, yeah it was,” whined Nood, knowing that Skip had ruined his hunt. “Back to the drawing board,” said Nood. “Next time, try for a parking lot attendant. Here’s the point: Nothing like this happened at the Glendale Tap last night for King Trivia Night. Let’s talk:
The Drinking Round was a competition to see who could do the best Soup Nazi. And when I say “do,” I mean “do an impression of.” This award went to Ibrahim’s Nightmare. Well done!
Something happened last night that is the entire reason I host trivia: there was a three-way tie breaker! For third! How many McDonalds are there world wide? When In Ramen knows how many there aren’t! They took third place with 38 points. In second, with a score of 48 points was Arron’s Baboons. And taking first was Jazzcats with a dominating 59 points!
Join us every Wednesday night at the Glendale Tap at 7:30 for more King Trivia fun!
Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
1 | 80303 | Jazzcats | 59 | 6 | 1.000 |
2 | 130534 | Artoun's Baboons | 48 | 5 | 0.833 |
3 | 131125 | Ibrahim’s Nightmare | 38 | 2 | 0.389 |
3 | 131129 | When In Ramen | 38 | 2 | 0.389 |
3 | Mount Mazama Take Your Top Off! | 38 | 2 | 0.389 | |
6 | 121724 | Divey League | 34 | 1 | 0.167 |
7 | The GT | 14 | 0 | 0.000 |