QUIZ RECAP

When Gromaximus, God Of Muscles, was about to do his one millionth rep for his lats, he lost count at nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and forty-three. “Damn,” said Gro (to his friends), “was that nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and thirty-three or forty-three?” Knowing only one guy would know, he summoned his friend Mathimax, God Of Numbers. Math (to his friends) was so good at numbers, he could determine exactly what number everyone living was currently on when counting. Like, simultaneously. For example: If some kid in Delaware was counting to a thousand, he knew exactly when he reached seven hundred, and, at the same time, could also detect exactly when the NASDAQ index got above thirteen thousand. He was so good at it, that you couldn’t talk to him. He was always thinking, calculating. He was constantly saying: “Not now.” But Gro knew that in a pinch his buddy would help him out with his number problem. Appearing out of a fog of integers and derivatives, Math was all: “Yeah, what’s up?” “Was I on nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and forty-three lat crunches or nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and thirty-three lat crunches?” “The first one,” answered Math, and then disappeared. Gro proceeded with his work out but then pulled a muscle at rep nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine. Math quickly came back, said: “What’s a lat crunch?” and quickly disappeared again. Here’s the point: You don’t have to worry about losing track of your team’s points at King Trivia Night at the Glendale Tap because the Quizmaster will take care of it for you! Let’s talk:

In honor of Round 2, tonight’s Drinking Round was a Stewie Griffin Off: Whoever could do the best Stewie Griffin won free drinks. I don’t know what makes for a good Stewie impression. I just know it shouldn’t include an Irish brogue. So the winner was Hefeweizguys.

In third place tonight was Team GT with 32 points. Taking second, When In Ramen with 61. And just nosing it out was Hefeweizguys with 62 points! Not to mention, THE TENSION! Come back next week for more King Trivia fun at the Glendale Tap!