QUIZ RECAP

When Spoonercus, God Of Utensils, lobbed his spork at Bill The Dragon, it was meant only as a warning shot. He had no intention to fell the fiery beast, especially in front of all those children. Brought to the Mound Of Mirth as a distraction by their schoolmaster, the kids were promised a show, not fight-to-the-death shenanigans that would surely scar them worse than Spoon’s (to his friends) spork did Bill. “Woa, easy, mate!” groaned Bill as he took the hit right in the flebscus (the anatomically correct name for a dragon’s thorax [have you ever tried to refer to a dragon’s flebscus as a thorax in front of that dragon? I wouldn’t]) and went down in a torrential cloud of dust and dirt, pelting the children with granite and sending the ones in front into the upper reaches of near-by trees. Thinking fast, Spoon dug deep into his cosmic pouch of fruity treats and jettisoned them to the children, each treat attached to a personalized spork for each kid. The dead dragon was soon forgotten as the children enjoyed their treats in relative wonder and joy. “You’re cleaning all this up,” the schoolmaster admonished Spoon. Here’s the point:  Only a few things like this happened at the Glendale Tap tonight. Let’s talk.

The winner of the Drinking Round tonight was Post-Pink for doing an impression of Ron Burgundy that involved telling San Diego to go eff itself and that will win it for me anytime! Free drinks!

In third place tonight with a score of 33 points was Tava! In second with 44 points, the aforementioned Post-Pink. And taking the whole night with 58 points was Live Laugh Love!  Come back next Wednesday and every Wednesday at 7:30 for more King Trivia fun at the Glendale Tap!