QUIZ RECAP

When Croswalkanus, God Of Crosswalks, was holding a stop sign for a bunch of hamsters traversing Cloud Avenue, he didn’t see the giant chopper scooper hovering low overhead to gather up the critters. “Hey, what’s going on!” Cross (to his friends) yelled at the chopper pilot. “The Gargantuan Gator’s at it again!” answered the pilot on a shaky P.A. system. “He’s saying he’s gonna destroy the village if he’s not sated with the flesh of ten hamsters crossing a street by lunch!” “He’s always saying that!” yelled Cross. “You wanna take that chance?” said the pilot. Eventually, Cross convinced the pilot to scoop him up instead. Cross coincidentally weighed exactly the same as the ten hamsters, giver or take. Flying him high and hidden in the scooper, the pilot opened the huge receptacle above the Gator’s gaping maw, sending Cross and not ten hamsters right into the Gator’s gullet. “You know I can’t eat gods,” moaned the Gator as Cross exploded form the Gator’s stomach thus freeing the city from further turmoil, but not from copious amounts of gator guts for weeks. Here’s the point, something like this almost happened at the Glendale Tap tonight for trivia night. Let’s talk!

The Drinking Round was a singing competition. The best rendition of a song about flying or sailing was won by When In Ramen with a rendition of “Come Sail Away” that had the people sailing out the door! Free drinks!

In third place tonight was Dirty Biscuits with a score of 39 points. In second was Cheese Knees (and arriving late) with 40 points. And taking the night was a team who thought they’d do trivia as an after thought. Trivia Newton-John with 42 points. We’re off next week, but come back the Wednesday after for more King Trivia fun at the Glendale Tap!