QUIZ RECAP

When Helmeteus, God Of Protective Head Gear, was sent head-first into The Brick Wall Of Farbingeus for the tenth time in front of the entire Assembly Of Clouds, he thought: “Well, certainly that’ll be the last one, right? Certainly they can’t wanna see more!” But Farbingeus stood up and said: “Sorry. One more time!” “You’ve gotta be kidding me! How many times does my helmeted heard have to hit your wall, man! It’s secure!” But Farb (to his friends) was unconvinced. “I had a surprise invasion of Gorgaxians last week that managed to get through my last wall. I need to know how sturdy this one is.” “But Gorgaxians fly,” reasoned Helmet (to his friends, “it wouldn’t matter how thick your wall is. They’ll just go over it.” With that, a silence fell on the assembly. Much like the silence that flooded through the Glendale Tap when several teams thought a bomb pop was really called an astro pop. Here’s the point: United Arab Emirates is not the same as Qatar. Let’s talk:

Tonight’s Drinking Round was a competition to see who could do the best impression of The Mountain That Rides from Game Of Thrones. I cant remember which team won, but it involved a man climbing onto the shoulders of a woman and yelling at the ceiling. (By the way: That will win you the Drinking Round every time.)

In third place tonight with a score of 51 points was Live! Laugh! Love!  In second place with a score of 55 points was Robert And The Passengers. And taking the night from behind was County Roadies with a score of 58 points. They weren’t winning, and then they were winning. Come back next week for more King Trivia fun at the Glendale Tap!