QUIZ RECAP

When Haulaneus, God Of Cross Country Trucking, pulled up at a rest area in the Outer Styx, he needed only one thing: new pine air fresheners. “I’m sick of these bacon ones I got,” he mumbled to himself. But when he rolled up to the register, the only scents they had were different flavors of bacon: streaky; American; chops, bits. He was sick of those. “I’m sick of these,” he said. “Do you have mint?” he asked the guy behind the register. “Mint bacon? Sure,” he said and threw Haul (to his friends) the newest in bacon-scented pine smells. “Why does everything have to be bacon?” yelled Haul. And only then did he realize the cashier was a pig. “You’re telling me!” the pig cashier said. Here’s the point: This totally happened tonight at the Glendale Tap on King Trivia night.

The Drinking Round was a game of Who Can Be A Horse? Post-Pink won it by being Mr. Ed. No one knew who Mr. Ed was but me.

In third place tonight was Dale! with 46 points. Taking second with 51 points was the aforementioned Post-Pink. And destroying the room with 60 was Nine Inch Ales. Come back next week (hopefully with all your fingers) for more King Trivia fun at The Glendale Tap!