QUIZ RECAP

When Geronimos, God Of Jumping Off High Things, was getting ready for his base jump show for the 450 Millionth Annual Base Jumping Convention (a shindig all gods were invited to), he was precariously perched on the edge of El Edgeford, the edgiest cliff in the clouds, when Hooperaneus, God Of Hoola Hoops, appeared before him and said: “Gerono (to his friends)! Can you give me a lift back down to earth? It seems my ego has gotten the best of me and I’m stuck up here.” Gerono grabbed Hoop (to his friends), wrapped his arms tight around him and jumped from the base. They then plummeted right back down to earth, where they were set upon by earthly border control agents, the worst kind. “Papers, please,” they said to the gods. “Uh, we’re gods,” Gerono and Hoop said at the exact same time. It was so precisely at the exact same time that the agents became even more suspicious. “We really need to see your identifications now,” the agents responded, also in stereo. But instead of showing any sort of documents (both gods admittedly forgot them at home), Gerono and Hoop burrowed into the minds of both agents and showed them microscopic film footage of the exact moments of their conceptions: from sperm cell, to ovum, to birth. This was more the the two agents could handle so they turned and ran, letting the gods go. “I didn’t know I could do that!” they both said at , again, the same time. Here’s the point: Something like this absolutely happened at The Glendale Tap tonight. Let’s talk. 

The Drinking Round was won by a guy doing an impression of George Takei saying: "Oh my." Nothing else to say.

In third place was Ontario China with 50 points. In second, Anything But Last wasn't first with 52. And taking the night was Dingleberry Farms with 61 points! Come back next week for more King Trivia fun at the Glendale Tap!