QUIZ RECAP

When Printereus, God Of Paper Jams, was called for the one millionth time to fix a problem with the printer on floor 102, he thought: “I just fixed that one. What, is there a God Of Breaking Printers in the building that I don’t know about?” But after teleporting all the way back up to 102 and getting a “You again?” from Shermer the security guard, Print (to his friends) saw that the printer in question was not broken but, as he suspected, sabotaged. “Someone’s doing this on purpose,” he said. He hoisted himself up onto the nearest cubicle and announced to all workers present: “Who is purposely breaking this printer?” And then, rising into the air from behind her cubicle (which was always meticulously decorated with neon tube socks pinned to the walls, pipe cleaners doused in highlighter yellow and leafy plants covered in snails) was Tonerania, Goddess Of Ink Jets. “Is this how you want me to confess my crush on you, Print?” she announced on high. “Announce?” said the entire one hundred and second floor. “Like we didn’t know?” Tone (to her few friends) bellowed: “SILENCE!” In response, everyone started dancing to Jamiroquai. During this joyous uproar, Print went up to Shermer and said: “I’m actually the God Of Fixing Paper Jams, but that doesn’t fit on my honorary mug.” “Thanks for the clarification,” said Shermer as Print bolted around the corner. “Tell her I left,” he said to Shermer because he knew Tone was right on his tail. “Why don’t you teleport back down to the street then?” asked Shermer. “Gotta get some snacks,” answered Print, and he was gone. Here’s the point: Wednesday nights at the Glendale Tap are printer-free. Let’s talk!

The Drinking Round tonight was a Boston Off: one player from each team came up and did an impression of someone e from Boston. I don’t know which movie the guy from Ontario China was doing a speech from, but I’m always surprised when something during the Drinking Round makes me feels things. Weird.

In third place tonight with a score of 43 points was Oxymoron. In second place with a score of 53 points was Queen Bees. And taking the night was Ontario China with 64 points. Come back next week for more King Trivia fun at The Glendale Tap!