QUIZ RECAP

When Ventraneus, God Of Air Ducts, rerouted his last shaft for the night, he thought for sure he’d have the rest of the night off. “Hey, Vent (to his friends)!” said a voice directly behind him. There, crouched with him in the third juncture, was Heliumerus, God Of Balloons. Before Heli (to his friends) could even say word one, Vent said: “Lemme guess! You need me for a child’s birthday party.” And Heli was all: “How did you know?” and Vent was like: “I’m the God Of Air Ducts and you are the God Of Putting Things Off Until The Last Minute.” Within seconds, Vent and Heli were at a birthday party in a park where 2 million kids stood in numb silence, each holding one deflated balloon, looking up at the sky, waiting for something to happen. “All they need is the air, man,” said Heli to Vent. “You’re the God Of Helium!” said Vent, “why aren’t you ready for this?” and Heli was like: “I was too busy at the talent show. The old ladies of the BINGO committee wanted to do a rendition of “Short People Got No Reason To Live” as chipmunks and they used all my helium.” Within seconds, Vent blew about two million cubic feet of helium into all 2 millions kids’ balloons. As each kid started to silently rise into the air, high above the park, high above the earth, Heli said to Vent: “One balloon should only have .5 cubic meters of helium.” “I’m the God Of Air Ducts, man, not helium” Here’s the point: This exact scene played out last night at the Glendale Tap on King Trivia night. Let’s talk.

The Drinking Round was a competition of whoever could do the best impression of any of the Misters from Round Two. Points For Slytherin took it with an impeccable Mr. Ed. Free drinks for your liver!

In third place was Jazz Cats with 37 points because the real second place finisher was Glendale Tap This and they refuse to win a prize. In second place was Points For Slytherin with  39 points. And winning the night with more than one double or nothing was No Grabbing Bets with 60 points! Come back next week for more King Trivia fun at the Glendale Tap!