QUIZ RECAP

When Loppaneus, God Of Amputations, was in the middle of severing the fingernail from the middle digit of the right hand of Palmaneus, God Of Hands, his pager suddenly went off. “Are you a drug dealer?” asked Palm (to his friends) of Lopp (to his friends). “No, no,” said Lopp, “I just have to take this.” “Pity,” said Palm as Lopp flew across the room to dial on a payphone attached to his wall. “Why do you have that?” Palm asked Lopp. “Which, my pager or the pay phone?” Lopp asked. “Both,” said Palm. “Retro hipness,” said Loop. The number he dialed went through, miraculously, and a voice answered on the other end. “Hey, Rocko,” said Lopp, “What is it? I’m in the middle of a fingernail amputation.” “My elephant Barry needs a manicure,” said Rockaneous, God Of Granite, on the other end, “can you do it?” “Elephants have feet, so it’d be a pedicure,” answered Lopp. “Barry said manicure,” said Rocko.” And there began a debate over whether elephants had feet or hands that lasted just shy of a million years. By the time they compromised (that Rocko’s front two limbs were hands and rear two were feet), Palm needed another fingernail amputation; that’s how much time went by. Here’s the point: Wednesday night trivia nights at the Glendale Tap don’t take nearly that long. Let’s talk:

The Drinking Round was a Cha Cha Slide Off. The best Cha Cha Slider won free drinks for their team. One guy from Queen Bees took it seriously and so took the prize. No one could compare. And he did it without music too. Nuts!

There were 15 teams tonight! Wow wow wee wow. In third place tonight was Baby Ball Lightening with 42 points. In second was Steamboat William with 43 points. And destroying the night and out hearts was Garbagetown with 51 points. Come back next Wednesday for more King Trivia fun at The Glendale Tap!