QUIZ RECAP

When Kumquataneus, God Of East Asian Citrus, was putting the finishing touches on a nine thousand feet-wide fruit salad for the one millionth annual Fruit Bowl Of The Gods, his phone rang. Quat, to his friends, answered. “Yes?” he said. “Quat!” was the response from a voice that could’ve only belonged to Saladaneus, God Of Salads. “I need a endive for my mom in like fifteen minutes!” said Sal (to his friends), “can you do it?” “I’m up to my elbows in kumquats!” said Quat. “That sounds really personal,” said Sal. Throwing in his last kumquat, Quat teleported to Sal’s garage, where all the salads were made. “Why do you make salads in your garage?” asked Quat. “I’m not allowed in the kitchen,” said Sal, “long story.” With much dicing and cutting, Quat whipped up a hell of an endive salad for Sal’s mom. Sal went: “Don’t tell anyone I didn’t make this. If it gets out that the God Of Salads couldn’t make a salad, I’d never live this down.” “Secret’s safe,” said Quat as he handed over the salad to Sal who said: “Look, I lied, this ain’t for my mom, it’s for me” and inhaled the salad in one breath. Here’s the point: No such deception took place at the Glendale Tap on King Trivia night tonight. Let’s talk:

The Drinking Round tonight was a competition for whoever could the best impression of themselves at Thanksgiving the next day. A guy from Liverpool got up and saids: “I’m sorry I’ve shown up looking like this. I promise to clean and sober next year though.” He won because no one else wanted to compete.

In third place tonight was Ditching Thanksgiving at 50. In second place was When In Ramen at 60. And absolutely obliterating the night to a suspicious degree was MARSHAMARSHAMARSHA with 80 points. Yes. 80. Come back next week for more King Trivia fun at The Glendale Tap!