QUIZ RECAP

When Brometheus, God Of Jerks, walked into his therapists’s office, he did so with a bag over his head. “Let’s talk about this bag,” said the therapist. “Look, no one can know I come here,” said Bro (to his friends). “You think it would damage your reputation?” asked the therapist. “Of course!” bellowed Bro, shaking the walls and windows. “If it got out to my…my…” Bro forgot what he was gonna say. “Bros?” offered the therapist. “Thank you! If it got out to my bros that I was coming to a shrink, they’d never speak to me again.” “Having trouble understanding you with that bag over your head,” said the therapist whilst sipping her ninth cup of tea. Removing the bag, Bro then said: “This is secret!” he said, “no posts on Threads!” “I’m strictly TikTok,” said the therapist and laughed for a full forty-five minutes. “Well, we have to wrap up,” she said. “Wait, that’s it?” said Bro. “Yes, sorry. My next clients are waiting outside.” “Who are they?” asked Bro. The therapist answered: “A bunch of your bros.” Here’s the point: No one wore a bag over their head at King Trivia night at the Glendale Tap last night. Let’s talk:

Tonights Drinking Round was based on who could do the best impression of Alex Trebek. Also known as a Trebek Off, which sounds like a character in a Chekhov play. The winner was Queen Bees. Their prize was free drinks for all their team. Feel the buzz, bees.

In third place tonight was Dingleberry Farms with a score of 47. In second place was the aforementioned Queen Bees with a score of 59. And taking the night was When In Ramen with a final score of the rhyming 64. Join us every Wednesday night at the Glendale Tap for more King Trivia fun!