QUIZ RECAP

When Flailaneus, God Of Arm Waving, brought in his last sleigh of winged horses for the night, he was ready to unwind with a stein or two of cloud mead. But just then, one of the horses broke free and took off on his own, plummeting into the sky below and disappearing from view. “I hate flying,” said Flail (to his friends) and dropped right in after the escaped horse, flipping and, yes, flailing, swooping and beating, falling and soaring after him. The horse, a white winger named Fred, saw he was being pursued and yelled back: “Hey, put yourself in my position!” “I am in your position! I’m flying too!” The “chase,” if you can call it that, went on for another five minutes before Fred finally said to Flail: “Look, you don’t look that unlike me.” “I beg your pardon?” said Flail. “Is there any way you can go back and pretend like you’re me for the next day to just give me a head start? I can’t be a flying horse in service to anyone anymore. I gotta be free!” And long story short, Flail did just that: He passed himself off as a horse for two days and either no one noticed or no one cared. At one point someone gave Flail a sideways look and said: “How old are you?” Flail pawed seven times and that was all it took. The secret was safe. Here’s the point: Everyone looked like a flying horse at the Glendale Tap last night! Let’s talk.

The Ugly Christmas Sweater contest was fought bravely between two of the same team members. One Jazzcat vs. another Jazzcat. The winner? Jazzcat! Congratulations!

Tonight’s Drinking Round was a competition to see who could do the best Dolly Parton. Someone got up and started singing about a weird time in history when people’s work day only went from nine in the morning until five in the evening and I can’t imagine such a time. Free drinks and a free shirt!

In third place tonight with 53 points was Live Laugh Love. Taking second with 57 points was Rob’s Angeles. And dominating the night by two hairs with 59 points was New Jersey Drone Squad. Come back in January for more King Trivia fun at the Glendale Tap!