QUIZ RECAP

When Pizzaneus, God Of Wood-Fired Dough, threw his last pie into the kiln, he said: “Aaaaand I retire! That’s it! No more pies!” Then—from right behind him, with a way-too-loud blast of vocal fortitude—came: “Can I get a pizza please?” Pizz (to his friends) spun right around and said: “Didn’t you hear what I said?” said Pizza, “I’m retired.” “Look,” said Aaroneus, God Of Errands, I gotta get a pie with anchovies and kumquats to Zeus’s daughter’s quinceañera by twelve or I’m dead!” “Which daughter?” asked Pizz. “His three thousandth one,” said Aaron (to his friends), “Exfolia. She’s all about the kumquats.” So, without another word, both Pizz and Aaron flew to the one kumquat tree in the land, loaded up a trebuchet of four million kumquats, went to Exfolia’s quinceañera, and lobbed all of them right at her, just as she was busting open a pińata. Here’s the point: The same thing totally happened last night at the Glendale Tap.

The Drinking Round was a Nicholson-Off. The best impression of Jack Nicholson won free drinks. A guy came up and mimed drug use and won!

In third place was the normally first place When In Ramen with 72 points. In second was Donna Party Kababs with 73. And taking the night was Live Laugh Love with 79 points. Join its every Wednesday at the Glendale Tap at 7:30 for more King Trivia fun!