QUIZ RECAP

When Jackeus, God Of Tire Irons, changed the last of one million tires at The Great Tire Changing Contest, a yearly event in which all the gods who had tire-changing know-how (this number was one, by the way) competed for the first place prize of an all expenses paid trip to Saturn, he was ready to do a million more when he noticed the crowd had completely left. Sitting before him now was a veritable tribunal of judges who, unnoticed by Jack (to his friends), had all pulled up in their respective SUV’s. “Change these tires,” they collectively challenged him. Jack looked at their tires long enough to see they weren’t tires at all; the round devices that should’ve been tires were actually enormous universe-sized Saturn rings, each swirling at a million miles an hour. Without breaking a sweat, Jack conjured up a ring-swiping pipe that directly removed all four sets of rings and replaced them with four sets of new rings, but not from Saturn. Unbeknownst to the judges, Jack replaced their rings with those from Zeta II Reticuli, thus rendering their vehicles completely inert in about a thousand and one years, just a hair over their warranties. Here’s the point: There were no tires changed tonight at the Glendale Tap. Let’s talk.

Tonight’s Drinking Round was an Urkel-Off. Foxymoron took it by insulting the host and don’t tell anyone this but that will always work!

In third place tonight was Impish Pesterers with 75 points. In second with 83 points was Molotov Mocktails. And dominating the night with 95 (wow!) points was Rob’s Angels. Come back next week for more King Trivia fun at the Glendale Tap!