QUIZ RECAP

When Tallulah, Goddess Of Telepathy, ended her one o’clock mind reading show at the God Bowl (she did six shows a day: one, two-thirty, three-fifteen, four, five and six-fifteen), a loud klaxon sounded from the rafters above. “Be advised!” a booming voice intoned. “There is currently a swarm of peas converging on this area. Do take cover!” Tall (to her friends), not at all afraid of peas, said: “What have we to worry about a few peas?” She said this loud enough for the crowd to hear and they were all: “Um, you’re not from around here are you?” (They asked this in unison; all three hundred in perfect synchronization.) And in fact, Tall wasn’t from there. “What,” she asked, “are you peas a different breed than I’m used to.” And, just as she was finished scoffing, the above mentioned swarm made its appearance: the universe was blotted out (even more blotted out than it already is because space is dark as hell) by a veritable green cloud of giant peas. Like, one pea was the size of Pluto, but just because Pluto’s the smallest planet, that’s still a pretty large-ass size for a pea, right? Tall started to mouth off like the smart aleck she was until a little kid in the audience, anticipating her sarcasm, advised her: “Don’t! Say! Anything! They hate funny people!” Taking a kid’s advice was something Tall never thought she’d do, but do she did: she shut her mouth as approximately one thousand Pluto-sized peas swept over the crowd, the stage and the rest of the universe. It only took about five years fro them to completely pass and move on out of sight. When they were safely gone, Tall turned to the quiet crowd and asked: “So, who’s staying for the two-thirty show?” Here’s the point: This exact thing happened tonight at The Glendale Tap for King Trivia night. Let’s talk.

In honor of round two, tonight’s Drinking Round was a vampire-off: the team who could do the best impression of a vampire would win. Not Even Trying That Hard would take it with an impression of something the crowd liked a lot but completely baffled me. Free drinks!

In thiird place tonight with a score of 60 points was the aforementioned Not Even Trying That Hard. In second with 61 was Foxymoron. And dominating the night once again with 76 points was When In Ramen. Come back next Wednesday for more King Trivia fun at The Glendale Tap!