QUIZ RECAP

When Chorizanea, Goddess Of Chorizo, sent her order back to the kitchen due to excessive greasiness, she meant to keep her voice on the down-low. But instead, she accidentally bellowed it to the waiter: “It’s WAAAAAAY too greasy!” her voice caromed through the restaurant so that not only everyone there could hear but also those in the Old Country could too. And hear it they did: In Sicily, near the Palermo Cathedral, the word "greasy” rang out like an alarm klaxon to all street vendors who immediately rushed inside, gave to the tithe (which is the most important step in worship) and called on all the gods to wipe up Chor’s (to her fiends) grease for her. And the prayers were answered: within seconds, a large, see-though Bounty towel swept down to Chor’s plate and sopped up the excess grease faster than Poseidon could release the Krakken. Here’s the point: This kind of stuff happens all the time at the Glendale Tap on King Trivia night. Let’s talk:

The Drinking Round was a Chicago Off: the best Chicago accent won free drinks for their team. The winner? Nacho Profit for saying something I didn’t get at all and having a team of only three people.

In third place was Cheese Knees with 53 points. In second with 61 points was When In Ramen. And taking the night was Not Even Trying That Hard by a hair with 62 points! Come back next week for more King Trivia fun at the Glendale Tap!