QUIZ RECAP

When Scamanea, Goddess Of Scams, finished up her last scam of the day (selling her one millionth worthless stone pendant to an entire family of worshippers), she was beat. “There’s actually,” said Scam (to her friends) “a point where I can’t lie anymore.” “I hardly believe that!” boomed  a voice on high (yes, even higher). The voice belonged to Deanna, Goddess of District Attorneys. “Look, Scam,” said Dee (to her friends), “I’ve been looking the other way for a couple million years now and I’m not sure I can anymore. I haven’t had a good prosecution in about five million years and I think I gotta put you under arrest.” Scam looked down at her work for that day (thirty or forty thousand scams she pulled off whilst listening to her favorite podcast “Bilk ‘Em Good”), sighed a little bit and said: “Okay, I’ll go.” There was a pause, after which Dee said: “Oh, uh, just like that? You agree to come along right now?” “Well, sure, I don’t think I have that many options.” Taken aback by her quick amenability, Dee said: “Well, I don’t have the manpower and the cuffs to take you in right now—“ “THEN I OUTTIE!” Scam quickly yelled and shot into the next solar system while yelling back: “When you get an opportunity to take someone in, you take it!” Scam would be chased by cosmic law enforcement for the next million years, prompting such headlines as “SCAM ON THE LAM!” Here’s the point: This same exact scene played out word for word last night at the Glendale Tap. Let’s talk:

The Drinking Round was fraught with several impression of characters from “The Office” I judged them by the writing and nothing else and because of that Bimbos won. They got free beers and the bar got free entertainment.

In third place was Rob’s Angels with 61 points. In a first place tie-breaker, Team Xtreme took second with 63 points, right behind first placers When In Ramen with 63 points. Come back next week for more King Trivia fun at the Glendale Tap!