QUIZ RECAP

When Loxandeus, God Of Lox, sprinkled his last dabs of lox on his last tray of cosmic split-in-two bagels that stretched well into the next galaxy, he got a text: “I need a favor” the message flashed at him. It was from Cheesonia, Goddess Of Cheese. “I’m planning a birthday party for Caelus’s son Kyle,” said Cheese (to her fiends), “and I need a lox piñata,” she said. “Again?” said Lox. “The last one was a scallop piñata and you know it!” said Cheese. “Fair enough,” said Lox, “when do you need it?” “Yesterday,” said Cheese. “I’ll get to work on it right away,” said Lox. “No, I mean literally yesterday,” said Cheese, “you’ll need to go back in time twenty-four hours and make this thing for the party, which was yesterday.” Lox found an errant wormhole (right near a 605 offramp) and tore through it like a rabbit does lettuce, arrived at Kyle’s party just before the guests arrived, whipped up one hell of a lox piñata, lynched it to a dying spruce and got the hell out of there, but not before seeing a past tense Cheese say: “Hey, if I forget to say thank you, thank you” and threw three hundred god dollars to him. When Lox returned to the present day, Cheese asked him: “Did I forget to say thank you?” and Lox was all: “No, you said it. You did forget to pay me though.” So Cheese gave him three hundred again having no idea that she already had, so Lox walked with a cool six hundred for the job. Here’s the point: There was absolutely no time travel tonight at the Glendale Tap. Let’s talk!

Sweatin’ In A Grimace Costume took the Drinking Round with a Game of Race To The Bottom. Their number? One! That’s right! One won! Free drinks!

In third place tonight with a score of 46 points was Foxymoron. In second with 50 was Not Even Trying That Hard. In first place with 66 points was Rob’s Angels. Come back next week for more King Trivia fun at the Glendale Tap!