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The Lion & Crown - Allen

932 Garden Park Drive
Allen TX 75013
(972) 649-4311
  • Thursdays @ 7:30pm
About The Lion & Crown - Allen

The Lion & Crown Pub, an English-style pub with a large and varied menu, is open seven days a week from 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. serving lunch, dinner and daily specials. The pub also offers a wide selection of fine wines and 38 beers on tap. Guests can watch sporting events on one of the many large TV screens or enjoy a nice night out on the patio. Different drink specials are available every day and live music on Friday and Saturday.


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QUIZ RECAP

Thu Jun 14 2018
| by Quizmaster Louis Roth
|

Today's Recap will be presented in the form of a Menu on stage. The role of the waiter will be played by John Cleese. The role of the patron will be played by James Stewart. Our scene opens in the quaint
confines of the Lion & Crown Public House in Allen, Texas...

A PATRON WALKS IN. A WAITER COMES TO GREET HIM.

WAITER: Greetings, sir. Welcome to the L and C. That is, the Lion and Crown. Hah ha. We call it the L and C as sort of, sort of an abbreviation. Well, the owner doesn't mind and it's rather sort of a short hand so that, um... So that we don't all get wrapped up in the minutia of talking about the pub. Which is to say, it's alright to talk about the pub. Nothing wrong with talking about the pub. It's just that
most customers don't come in to talk about the pub. They come in for food and drink. Rather than talk about the pub. Because, um, brevity is the soul, etcetera, etcetera. Eh wot?

PATRON: Waahl, I, I, I'd like to see a menu, please.

THE WAITER CLAPS HIS HANDS AND A GIGANTIC MENU DESCENDS FROM THE RAFTERS. THE PRINT IS LARGE ENOUGH FOR THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE TO READ IT:

FOOD

Beer Logic

Pickles on a Plate

Grilled Cheese

QuizKnows

Scott's Totts

FIGHT

Ninja Turtles

Blood, Bath & Beyond (+ IFFY!)

Ship It!

Stealth Texas

PHILOSOPHY

Bloomington

Int'l House of Bad Decisions

Rockafellers

Snowmen

PATRON PUTS ON HIS EYE GLASSES AND SCANS THE MENU.

PATRON: Ummm, do, do, do you have anything like a shepard's pie or some fish and chips?

THE MENU ASCENDS QUICKLY BACK UP INTO THE RAFTERS. THE WAITER STIFFENS SUDDENLY, HIS BODY GOING
COMPLETELY RIGID. HE SMILES A FORCED SMILE.

WAITER: Let me see what chef can do. I'll be right back.

HE LIFTS HIS NOSE IN THE AIR IN A HAUGHTY MANNER, SPINS ON HIS HEEL TOWARDS THE KITCHEN AND MUTTERS.

WAITER: The nerve of some people.

Game Rank Team # Team Name Score Teams Beaten Team Beat Average
1 10300 Ninja Turtles 62 13 1.000
2 11581 Beer Logic 50 12 0.923
3 10897 Quiz Knows 49 11 0.846
4 12021 StealthTexas 46 10 0.769
5 11827 pickles on a plate 44 9 0.692
6 11504 Ship It 41 8 0.615
7 14871 Thirsty Thorsday 32 6 0.500
7 12732 Blood, Bath & Beyond 32 6 0.500
9 15204 Scott’s Tots 31 5 0.385
10 14003 Rockafeller 28 4 0.308
11 13294 Bloomington 27 3 0.231
12 15038 The Snowmen 24 2 0.154
13 15206 Grilled Cheese 20 1 0.077
14 15205 Da Steelers 19 0 0.000