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Barney's Beanery - West Hollywood

8447 Santa Monica Blvd.
West Hollywood CA 90069
(323) 654-2287
  • PUB QUIZ—Tuesdays @ 9:00pm

QUIZ RECAP

Tue Dec 19 2017
| by Quizmaster Christopher Handschuch
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I hope you all survive the War on Christmas and we'll see you next week (I'll see you in two weeks) for another 7 rounds of non-stop trivia action.

Game Rank Team # Team Name Score Teams Beaten Team Beat Average
1 Spoiler Alert: They're Passing the Tax Bill 70 18 1.000
2 All About the Benjamins 64 17 0.944
3 Daily Double 62 16 0.889
4 Mr Holland's Grope-Us 58 14 0.806
4 11008 I Blame Obama 58 14 0.806
6 I'm Dreaming of a Lloyd Christmas 55 13 0.722
7 10096 Double Downton Abbey 54 12 0.667
8 11211 Harley + Ivy 50 11 0.611
9 Barack Paper Scissors 46 10 0.556
10 Tuna Can Arena 44 9 0.500
11 VSI 41 8 0.444
12 Dilly Dilly 37 7 0.389
13 Jon Holiday Hamm 33 6 0.333
14 Tress Leches Naman 31 5 0.278
15 Paul Ryan is a Smug Piece of Shit 27 4 0.222
16 12915 Stranger Thongs 2 24 3 0.167
17 11363 Girls Gone Mild 22 2 0.111
18 Ray 21 1 0.056
19 My Mouth is a Toilet 16 0 0.000

QUIZ RECAP

Tue Dec 12 2017
| by Quizmaster Christopher Handschuch
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I would write a recap but since you probably aren't reading this it would just be incredibly.... trivial.

Game Rank Team # Team Name Score Teams Beaten Team Beat Average
1 Ships 71 18 1.000
2 10096 Double Downton Abbey 63 17 0.944
3 10889 The Tea Lizards 62 16 0.889
4 Girls Gone Mild 61 15 0.833
5 Happy Hour 60 14 0.778
6 Happy Birthday Diego 54 12 0.694
6 11008 I Blame Obama 54 12 0.694
8 11211 Harley + Ivy 50 11 0.611
9 12880 Harrison Fjord 46 10 0.556
10 10180 The Kids Table 43 9 0.500
11 Definitely Cheating 42 8 0.444
12 The Dan Band 41 6 0.361
12 10908 NoHo Farts District 41 6 0.361
14 Quizlamic State 38 5 0.278
15 Blue Bean 35 4 0.222
16 Roy Moore's Jewish Lawyer 24 2 0.139
16 F Roy Moore 24 2 0.139
18 Bear Cats 23 1 0.056
19 WeHo Killaz 18 0 0.000

QUIZ RECAP

Tue Dec 5 2017
| by Quizmaster Christopher Handschuch
|

The holidays are fast approaching.  And with it, your wallet will be vastly decreasing in size.  Why?  Family.  Friends.  Those leeches that want you - the poor working man/woman - to provide them with gifts and "holiday cheer".  How dare they?  Who decided that this religious holiday - a birthday of some dude who got crucified - was suddenly the time for eggnog, reindeer and spending 80 bucks on an uncle you only see once a year?  Strapped for cash?  Already paying an arm and a leg and one of your ears for a plane ride home?  I've got some ideas for you:

1. Rob a bank - it's as easy as it looks in the movies!  And if you get caught you don't have to worry about buying anybody anything!

2. Rob a friend.  They probably owed you money anyway.

3. Compete in King Trivia's Star Wars trivia challenge next weekend.  Recruit a Wookiee for your team and you're guaranteed the prize money - besides, if you lose, that big walking shag carpet will just rip the winning team's arms off.  Always let the Wookiee win.

4. Get a job.  Lame.  Boring.  Boo.

5. Take advantage of your elders.  Grandma, Opa, Aunt Edna - whomever - give them a little call on that iPhone (yes, it does make calls!) and inform them that their annual birthday card to you (yes, the one with the cash) got lost in the mail.  They'll become frazzled, upset, say some vaguely racist things about the postman, and quickly assure you that another card (and more money) is on its way.  Do this once every week.

6. Create a pyramid scheme.  I mean, as long as you're at the top of that geometric shape you're fine!

7. Create a fake e-mail account and start sending people messages claiming to be a Royal Prince from Nigeria.  I mean, someone has to fall for this shit if they're still pulling this trick years down the line, right?  Find those suckers!

8. Use your skills and talents to create a product that people would like to - ugh, never mind.  Too time consuming.  Rob a bank!

Game Rank Team # Team Name Score Teams Beaten Team Beat Average
1 Quizlamic State 61 15 1.000
2 10889 The Tea Lizards 60 14 0.933
3 Twatty Bollacks 53 13 0.867
4 Definitely Cheating 47 12 0.800
5 Touched by Della Reese's Cold Dead Finger 44 11 0.733
6 Vodka Wings 39 10 0.667
7 In It to Flynn It 37 9 0.600
8 #FakeJews 36 8 0.533
9 Good King Whatshisface 34 6 0.433
9 10096 Double Downton Abbey 34 6 0.433
11 Barack Paper Scissors 30 5 0.333
12 7th Heaven 29 4 0.267
13 11008 I Blame Obama 20 3 0.200
14 Chik-Fil-Atio 17 1 0.100
14 Turbo Cants 17 1 0.100
16 Bumbling Longshots 8 0 0.000