Barney's Beanery - Westwood
1037 Broxton St.Westwood CA 90024
(310) 443-7777
A dingo stole my baby!
Pandemonium! That's what it was like this week at Barney's Beanery in Westwood during our weekly trivia-based soirée! And while Waboom Girls were lowering the boom on their competition to win the night and I Wouldn't Hold Trump's Hand, Either! was earning special props for both their 2nd place finish and having the best team name of the night, one young woman announced with great earnestness that a dingo had stolen her baby.
While Section 7/8 was earning distinction with what would turn out to be a strong third place finish, the woman in question was displaying what appeared to be Section 8 behavior by again arriving at the quizmaster command center, presenting her answer sheet, and announcing, "A dingo stole my baby!"
She put special emphasis on the "dingo" part this time, I noticed. As in: A DINGO stole my baby! In a bad accent. Did I mention the bad accent? Australian, I think. But...bad.
So, by the fifth round, when she again arrived, answer sheet in hand, I felt compelled to jump in and say, "Don't tell me...a dingo stole your baby, right!?"
And she laughed, and said, "well, no. I don't have a baby, and I'm not sure what a dingo is. But I have an audition tomorrow, and I'm practicing my line!"
The life of a quizmaster is never boring. Never.
See ya next week.
Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
1 | Waboom Girls | 65 | 34 | 1.000 | |
2 | I Wouldn't Hold Trump's Hand, Either! | 56 | 33 | 0.971 | |
3 | Section 7/8 | 47 | 32 | 0.941 | |
4 | Booty Wizards | 45 | 31 | 0.912 | |
5 | 10191 | Trivia Newton John | 43 | 30 | 0.882 |
6 | Trump's Cabinet Rejects | 42 | 28 | 0.838 | |
6 | Quiz in My Pants | 42 | 28 | 0.838 | |
8 | Seattle GameHawks | 41 | 26 | 0.779 | |
8 | I'm Just Here For The Wings | 41 | 26 | 0.779 | |
10 | Discount Seniors | 39 | 25 | 0.735 | |
11 | That's What I'm Tolkien ABout | 38 | 24 | 0.706 | |
12 | Tiger Woods and his Daddy | 36 | 23 | 0.676 | |
13 | No, This Is Patrick | 35 | 22 | 0.647 | |
14 | United Chicks of Los Angeles | 33 | 19 | 0.588 | |
14 | The Grateful Drunks | 33 | 19 | 0.588 | |
14 | Make Batman Keaton Again | 33 | 19 | 0.588 | |
17 | Triple Down | 32 | 18 | 0.529 | |
18 | Trivi-What? | 30 | 15 | 0.471 | |
18 | Beeeees? | 30 | 15 | 0.471 | |
18 | Fire Ferrets | 30 | 15 | 0.471 | |
21 | J.K. | 29 | 14 | 0.412 | |
22 | Bring Back Dos Equis | 28 | 13 | 0.382 | |
23 | Sharmoota | 27 | 11 | 0.338 | |
23 | Stay in Yer Lane! | 27 | 11 | 0.338 | |
25 | Fire Erik 2017 | 26 | 9 | 0.279 | |
25 | Party Scope | 26 | 9 | 0.279 | |
27 | We Thought This Was Speed Dating | 25 | 8 | 0.235 | |
28 | Brick Squad | 24 | 7 | 0.206 | |
29 | Steve+Tawny+Rachel | 23 | 6 | 0.176 | |
30 | The Late Sarahs | 21 | 4 | 0.132 | |
30 | Schoenberg High | 21 | 4 | 0.132 | |
32 | Micey Men Swim Quickly | 20 | 3 | 0.088 | |
33 | Ninja Guacamole | 16 | 2 | 0.059 | |
34 | Great Scotts | 13 | 1 | 0.029 | |
35 | Rieber | 10 | 0 | 0.000 |
Dark in the city night is a wire
Steam in the subway earth is afire
(Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo)
- Hungry Like The Wolf
So, an amusing thought struck me just now, as I was posting this week's scores and quiz recap...
I was thinking to myself that I should congratulate this week's winners, Double! Double! Double! Double!, when it occurred to me that I knew what Double! Double! Double! Double!'s all-time favorite band is.
I mean, it's gotta be Duran Duran, right!? I mean, its just gotta be!!
Oh, man...sometimes I just crack myself up!!
See ya next week.
Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
1 | Double! Double! Double! Double! | 79 | 32 | 1.000 | |
2 | We Will, We WIll ROMP YOU! | 72 | 31 | 0.969 | |
3 | Changa Champs | 61 | 30 | 0.938 | |
4 | Micey Men Swim Fast | 54 | 29 | 0.906 | |
5 | Space Cadets | 53 | 28 | 0.875 | |
6 | 10879 | Survivors | 52 | 27 | 0.844 |
7 | Quiz-team-a Aguilera | 50 | 25 | 0.797 | |
7 | 10191 | Trivia Newton John | 50 | 25 | 0.797 |
9 | Discount Seniors | 49 | 23 | 0.734 | |
9 | 10423 | Bring Back $3.50 Dos Equis | 49 | 23 | 0.734 |
11 | Sexual Selection | 48 | 22 | 0.688 | |
12 | The Invisible Man and the Quiz Boys | 45 | 21 | 0.656 | |
13 | Smashed AVO | 44 | 20 | 0.625 | |
14 | Glass Is 2/3 Full | 42 | 19 | 0.594 | |
15 | Zee Worst | 41 | 17 | 0.547 | |
15 | Breakfast Sliders | 41 | 17 | 0.547 | |
17 | 157 Crew | 40 | 16 | 0.500 | |
18 | Fleetwood Smack | 39 | 14 | 0.453 | |
18 | I Thought This Was Speed Dating | 39 | 14 | 0.453 | |
20 | The Unsigned Waivers | 36 | 13 | 0.406 | |
21 | Babez | 31 | 11 | 0.359 | |
21 | Cubbies | 31 | 11 | 0.359 | |
23 | Triple Down | 26 | 9 | 0.297 | |
23 | Car Lee | 26 | 9 | 0.297 | |
25 | The EBs | 23 | 6 | 0.219 | |
25 | Footloose | 23 | 6 | 0.219 | |
25 | Just Here For The Beer | 23 | 6 | 0.219 | |
28 | Mac P's | 21 | 5 | 0.156 | |
29 | And in Last Place... | 20 | 4 | 0.125 | |
30 | Mens Rompers | 19 | 3 | 0.094 | |
31 | Sir Unicorns | 18 | 2 | 0.062 | |
32 | S'all Good, Man | 17 | 1 | 0.031 | |
33 | Christina | 14 | 0 | 0.000 |
As a quizmaster, I have been afforded many opportunities to observe people as they compete in our weekly trivia contests. As a result, I know things. And I am happy to share a bit of this knowledge with you here.
For example: you know how some people believe that "intelligence is sexy"? Well I'm here to tell you, it's true! And I've got proof!
Look at the first two photos in our collection from this week's contest at Barney's Beanery in Westwood. I think we can all agree that those are two very attractive women. Now look at the #3 photo. I can attest that those are two of the typically geeky, doofus-looking fellas that you would call "regulars."
Now you might say, "okay, Tim, we see your point. But just because they're in the same location doesn't mean those fine-looking women would hang out with nerd-monkeys like those two guys."
But you'd be wrong! Photo #8 clearly shows cutie-pie girl hanging out with a pair of nerd-monkeys. I rest my case! See ya next week.
Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
1 | LeBron James and the Giant Peach | 64 | 34 | 1.000 | |
2 | I Quit My Job For This | 63 | 33 | 0.971 | |
3 | Matt Knew Zappa | 62 | 32 | 0.941 | |
4 | Lentil Daddies | 57 | 31 | 0.912 | |
5 | 10879 | Survivors | 54 | 30 | 0.882 |
6 | Banjo Quizzoie | 50 | 27 | 0.824 | |
6 | Guy Love | 50 | 27 | 0.824 | |
6 | Berkeley's Haircut | 50 | 27 | 0.824 | |
9 | Comey Maybe (#2) | 49 | 26 | 0.765 | |
10 | Mom and Dad are in From San Francisco | 40 | 25 | 0.735 | |
11 | Ribalet Surprise | 39 | 23 | 0.691 | |
11 | The Only Team Not Cheating | 39 | 23 | 0.691 | |
13 | Senior-Itis | 35 | 22 | 0.647 | |
14 | Enigma | 34 | 20 | 0.603 | |
14 | Comey Maybe (#1) | 34 | 20 | 0.603 | |
16 | The Grammas | 32 | 18 | 0.544 | |
16 | If You Can't Win at Trivia You Ain't a Big Baller | 32 | 18 | 0.544 | |
18 | Netflix and Jill | 30 | 17 | 0.500 | |
19 | The Wrong Stuff | 29 | 16 | 0.471 | |
20 | 10,000 Candles in the Wind | 28 | 14 | 0.426 | |
20 | DAMM! | 28 | 14 | 0.426 | |
22 | The McP's | 27 | 11 | 0.353 | |
22 | Curry Scented Bitches | 27 | 11 | 0.353 | |
22 | Burt Macklin For FBI Director | 27 | 11 | 0.353 | |
25 | Starlight Mints | 25 | 8 | 0.265 | |
25 | Babez | 25 | 8 | 0.265 | |
25 | The Grateful Drunks | 25 | 8 | 0.265 | |
28 | Party Support Technicians | 23 | 7 | 0.206 | |
29 | Discount Seniors | 22 | 5 | 0.162 | |
29 | Indecisive Hot Chicks | 22 | 5 | 0.162 | |
31 | Eric is a Grandpa (Eric is 27 years old) | 21 | 4 | 0.118 | |
32 | And in Last Place... | 20 | 2 | 0.074 | |
32 | I.H.C. | 20 | 2 | 0.074 | |
34 | Cunning Linguists | 19 | 1 | 0.029 | |
35 | License to Grill | 15 | 0 | 0.000 |