The Pub at Golden Road is a full-service, family-friendly environment located just a stone’s throw from Griffith Park in Atwater Village. Open 7 days a week, The Pub offers ample indoor and outdoor seating, over a dozen Golden Road beers on tap, and games for the young (and young at heart).
I've gotta get something off my chest. It's been weighing me down, and - in light of certain events currently being reported in the news media - and feeling the need to unburden myself, I've gotta confess.
I cheated on my QSATs. For those of you who are unfamiliar, the QSATs are the grueling series of "Quizmaster Scholastic Aptitude Tests" that are used to identify prospective new Quizmasters for acceptance into the secretive and highly coveted King Trivia Quizmaster School.
I'm not proud of it. I bribed an existing Quizmaster into taking the test for me, and cut most of my classes in order to spend more time with my mistress, Felicity Huffman. There, I said it. I feel much better.
I once dated Laurie Laughlin, too. What can I say? Quizmasters got charisma!! (And ya can't teach that!!)
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 12269 | Bradatoille | 71 | 22 | 1.000 |
| 2 | 14990 | Aleing Failures | 63 | 21 | 0.955 |
| 3* | 17311 | Perfect Strangers | 59 | 19 | 0.886 |
| 3 | 17947 | Cruisin’ for a Boozin’ | 59 | 19 | 0.886 |
| 5 | 10644 | The Land Before Uncle | 58 | 18 | 0.818 |
| 6 | 18753 | Quiz in my pants | 57 | 17 | 0.773 |
| 7 | Ruth Bader Winsberg | 56 | 15 | 0.705 | |
| 7 | 10608 | Trashley Wards | 56 | 15 | 0.705 |
| 9 | 11046 | Coming Up Millhouse | 53 | 14 | 0.636 |
| 10 | 10613 | Herbal Ice-T | 52 | 13 | 0.591 |
| 11 | 14558 | Mischa Fartin' | 49 | 12 | 0.545 |
| 12 | 10158 | The Los Feliz Boy's Choir | 48 | 11 | 0.500 |
| 13 | 14126 | Ginkgo 1997 | 47 | 10 | 0.455 |
| 14 | 10078 | Sister Act: Fallen Kingdom | 44 | 9 | 0.409 |
| 15 | 16354 | Let's Get Quizzical | 42 | 8 | 0.364 |
| 16 | 13578 | I'll Fight You | 39 | 7 | 0.318 |
| 17 | SOUP! | 38 | 5 | 0.250 | |
| 17 | Dunder Miflin Backup Team | 38 | 5 | 0.250 | |
| 19 | Tops Cat | 36 | 4 | 0.182 | |
| 20 | 10590 | Team Venture | 30 | 3 | 0.136 |
| 21 | 17948 | Gina Needs The Heater | 25 | 1 | 0.068 |
| 21 | The Peruvians | 25 | 1 | 0.068 | |
| 23 | 17422 | Garbagetown | 18 | 0 | 0.000 |
It almost goes without saying that King Trivia quizinators are a unique and wonderful bunch of bananas. I mean, they're generally smarter than most people. They are, without a doubt, better looking than most people. And - in an odd and not-well-understood phenomenon that we're currently researching - they smell better than most people. In fact, the only people who are smarter, better looking and better smelling than KT quizinators are KT quizmasters - but I digress.
One sure indicator of the overall perspicacity of our beloved fanbase is how an item in the news early in the day will show up in a team's name later than evening. (Another indicator might be that they know the definition of words like "perspicacity." But again - I digress.)
My point is that our people are culturally aware and stand ever-ready to skewer the latest doings of the wealthy and powerful. Did I say "stand ready?" Actually, it's more like "eager." Yup. You know it's true! You people are downright eager to make fun of anyone and anything of note in the news. And we applaud you for it! That's just one of the many, many things we love about you!
So it was with much glee and delight that we enjoyed last night's contribution to our growing list of excellent pop-culture-referencing team names: "Legitimate USC Sports Recruits."
Well done, gang! The second place finish was impressive as well. See ya next week.
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 17947 | Cruisin’ for a Boozin’ | 89 | 17 | 1.000 |
| 2 | Legitimate USC Sports Recruits | 88 | 16 | 0.941 | |
| 3* | 17422 | Garbagetown | 87 | 14 | 0.853 |
| 3 | 10158 | The Los Feliz Boy's Choir | 87 | 14 | 0.853 |
| 5 | 14238 | BIG MOUTH BILLY BASS | 79 | 13 | 0.765 |
| 6 | 18019 | The Betty White Privilege | 78 | 12 | 0.706 |
| 7 | Ruth Bader Winsberg | 74 | 11 | 0.647 | |
| 8 | 17948 | Flagpole Dogsitter | 72 | 10 | 0.588 |
| 9 | Mass Holes | 71 | 9 | 0.529 | |
| 10 | 14558 | Fartina Navratalova | 69 | 8 | 0.471 |
| 11 | 18461 | A Possibility of Beer | 68 | 7 | 0.412 |
| 12 | Something Punny | 67 | 6 | 0.353 | |
| 13 | 13578 | Genghis Khan Was Right | 64 | 5 | 0.294 |
| 14 | Cleo Jones | 58 | 4 | 0.235 | |
| 15 | The Bitches of Eastwick | 43 | 3 | 0.176 | |
| 16 | Gibby Goes to Vegas | 41 | 2 | 0.118 | |
| 17 | I'd Tap That | 39 | 0 | 0.029 | |
| 17 | Lou Crew | 39 | 0 | 0.029 |
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 17924 | Princess Consuela & Crap Bag | 102 | 25 | 1.000 |
| 2 | We Wanna Quit The Bank | 89 | 24 | 0.960 | |
| 3 | Baby Kangaroo Tribbiani | 86 | 23 | 0.920 | |
| 4 | 17949 | I love Jacques Costeau! | 80 | 22 | 0.880 |
| 5 | Lawrence of A-Labia | 70 | 21 | 0.840 | |
| 6 | Denise, Denise! | 67 | 20 | 0.800 | |
| 7 | Team Ultimate Fireball | 65 | 19 | 0.760 | |
| 8 | 15269 | Fat Monica's Flower | 62 | 17 | 0.700 |
| 8 | Joey Triviani | 62 | 17 | 0.700 | |
| 10 | Frankie Says Relax | 59 | 16 | 0.640 | |
| 11 | The Trivianis | 57 | 15 | 0.600 | |
| 12 | 14402 | The Spanish InQUIZition | 50 | 14 | 0.560 |
| 13 | The BFGs | 49 | 13 | 0.520 | |
| 14 | 14629 | Whiskey Warriors | 44 | 11 | 0.460 |
| 14 | Denise! | 44 | 11 | 0.460 | |
| 16 | Got the Keys? | 42 | 10 | 0.400 | |
| 17 | Steve Sleeve | 40 | 9 | 0.360 | |
| 18 | Big Fat Goalie | 37 | 8 | 0.320 | |
| 19 | Three Chicks & a Dick | 35 | 7 | 0.280 | |
| 20 | 14631 | Sherlock's Homies | 30 | 6 | 0.240 |
| 21 | 13758 | The Chan Chan Man | 28 | 5 | 0.200 |
| 22 | 12890 | The One With The Best Team Name | 27 | 4 | 0.160 |
| 23 | The Joey Special... 2 Pizzas! | 26 | 3 | 0.120 | |
| 24 | Emotional Knapsacks | 25 | 2 | 0.080 | |
| 25 | I too hooked up with Kenny the copy guy | 22 | 1 | 0.040 | |
| 26 | 18058 | E-z Does It | 9 | 0 | 0.000 |
