Fatte Albert's Pizza Co.

110 E. 7th Street
Hanford CA 93230
(559) 585-0220
About Fatte Albert's Pizza Co.

With over 30 years of restaurant experience between them, Steve and Wendy feel right at home in the pizza kitchen at Fatte Albert’s Pizza Company in downtown Hanford.  Just as Wendy grew up in her family’s pizzeria, their four children can be seen regularly hanging out at the downtown Hanford pizza shop sitting next to Dad as he hand rolls every fresh dough ball, or folding pizza boxes with Mom on the counter.

Born in Hanford and raised in local farming and agriculture communities, Steve and Wendy decided to make Hanford their home and felt that downtown Hanford was the perfect setting for what they had envisioned for the pizzeria they had long dreamed of.

With their kids in local schools and Steve a Marine Corps veteran, giving back to the community that gives so much to them is priority number one.  Shopping local and utilizing local produce, meats, cheese and dairy has always been important to the integrity of Fatte Albert’s Pizza Company.

As other pizza restaurants take short cuts with frozen dough balls, processed meats, cheeses and frozen veggies, we pay more and put more time and effort into our prep process which begins hours before we open our doors.  With that said keep in mind that we are not a fast food establishment.  Everything is made right when you order it, so sit back and enjoy an ice cold pint or a cream soda and watch your dough being hand-tossed and created into a pizza masterpiece from our family to yours!

QUIZ RECAP

Wed Jun 26 2019
| by Quizmaster Anthony Jalapeño
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"To Infinity and Beyond...." (Toy Story)

6 teams came to Kick Trivia and take Beer. It was a back and forth battle all the way to the end, with the leader board changing almost every round. All the teams showed their respect for each other's Game play with only 3 attempted doubles throughout the entire game. Team: "Party in the Front, Party in the Back" showed they were all business and took 1st Place. Team: "A Drinking Team with a Trivia Problem" had a problem staying in the lead and came in 2nd Place. Team: "Hoot n Hollar" had something to Hollar about making 3rd Place.

The bonus round was in honor of "Toy Story 4". One representative was sent up to give their best, "Worst" one sentence plot summary for any of the first 3 Toy Story Movies. Team: "Party in the Front, Party in the Back" confused Toy Story with Cars. Team: "War Moose" had a great summery but it truly was a run-on sentence. But in the end, Team: "What's Left of the Avengers" pulled out the win and a free pitcher of beer with just enough proper uses of commas.

As always, we feasted and were marry. Until next week, same Fatte time, same Fatte Channel.

Game Rank Team # Team Name Score Teams Beaten Team Beat Average
1 10787 Party in the Front, Party in the Back 53 5 1.000
2 14564 A Drinking Team with a Trivia Problem 50 4 0.800
3 20472 Hoot n Hollar 47 3 0.600
4 15101 What’s left of the Avengers 46 2 0.400
5 10245 War Moose 32 1 0.200
6 20851 Woot woot 27 0 0.000

QUIZ RECAP

Wed Jun 19 2019
| by Quizmaster Anthony Jalapeño
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"Authority is not given to you to deny the Return of the King, Steward...." (Lord of the Rings: Return of the King)

It was a proud night for Fatte Albert's because we saw the return of a true King Trivia Legend. Former Quizmaster Devin, better known as "The Lumbersexual, Occasionally Menstrual, Charismatic, Asthmatic, King of the Quiz, The Best in the Biz, Narcissistic, Optimistic, Geek (pause for a dab) on Fleek" was in the house. Devin joined up with Team: "Hubris Geeks" and they took the lead right out of the gate with a successful double in Round #2 but almost lost it all on a risky failed double on Round #6. Even that mistake couldn't keep them from taking 1st Place. Team: "What's Left of the Avengers" also managed a successful double in Round #2 and were nipping at the heels of Team: "Hubris Geeks" all the way to 2nd Place. Newcomers, Team: "Tango Salsa Hotbox" took 3rd Place in their first outing.

Last Nights Bonus Round was geared toward Fatte Alberts History. Only 2 teams were left after the first question, and it was Team: "Hubris Geeks" coming out with the win and the free Pitcher of Beer.

Devin certainly left giant shoes to fill and he brought the energy week after week from many years. I will certainly continue his legacy while adding some Spicy Jalepeno Sauce to the mix...

See you all next week.

Game Rank Team # Team Name Score Teams Beaten Team Beat Average
1 10787 Hubris Geeks 54 4 1.000
2 15101 What’s left of the Avengers 50 3 0.750
3 20686 Tango Salsa Hotbox 39 2 0.500
4 10245 War Moose 38 1 0.250
5 20675 IDK 37 0 0.000

QUIZ RECAP

Wed Jun 12 2019
| by Quizmaster Anthony Jalapeño
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We are experiencing technical difficulties

PLEASE STAND BY!!!!

That's the sign our host, (Anthony Jalapeno) should have had hanging over his head last night during our weekly competition of King Trivia at Fatte Albert's in Hanford. Our host had to overcome issues with the sound, music and computer scoring spreadsheet. But no matter what surprises sprung up, our host kept the laughs and game on track.

Team: "Easy Come, Easy G.O.A.T" went for the double in Round #2 and rode that all the way to 1st Place. Team: "Do it Yourself Kasmir Bumpers" went for broke in Round #1 with a successful double giving them the early but ended up falling just short and took 2nd Place. Team: "Hoot n Hollar" showed they are truly "Business in the front and party in the Back" and rode that Mullet all the way to 3rd Place.

Team: "What's Left of the Avengers" had an off night but managed to win the bonus rounds free pitcher of beer for being the fastest to consume a fruit by the foot.

Technical difficulties aside, laughs were plenty, old friends were re-united and King Trivia still reigns at Fatte Albert's

Game Rank Team # Team Name Score Teams Beaten Team Beat Average
1 10787 Easy Come, Easy G.O.A.T. 63 5 1.000
2 11921 Do It Yourself Kasmir Bumper 59 4 0.800
3 20472 Hoot n Hollar 48 3 0.600
4 Team Awesome 38 2 0.400
5 14564 A Drinking Team with a Trivia Problem 37 1 0.200
6 15101 What’s left of the Avengers 27 0 0.000