Introducing King Trivia's newest game: Cards Against Tournament! Every Saturday at J. Riley Distillery in Redlands, CA, come play an Apples to Apples/Cards Against Humanity-style game created and hosted by one of King Trivia's own Quizmasters! Come by yourself or bring a team, and play the game that proves that we're all a little terrible on the inside.
It was another despicable day at J. Riley Distillery and at long last the rules of the J. Riley Dick-tatorship have been worked out. Everyone may now breathe a sigh of relief! And I want to take a moment to say
Cards starts at 4pm on Sundays. No you are not crazy the time did change, but it's at 4pm now! And go to www.jrileydistillery.com if you want to be ahead of the game!
Thank you to all of the trivia players who have made it out to play. All of you truly are terrible people.
The folks who let us play this despicable game have asked me to let you know what it is and what the Dick-tatorship is. Cards Against Everybody is a fill in the blank game, played by adults, drinking whiskey, and a sample fill in the blank might be as follows:
_______ is making things really awkward in the bathroom right now.
or
I can't play charades anymore ever since my mom had to act out _______.
The blanks are filled in by the cards, these cards are written out when the game begins by the players, collected, shuffled, and then returned in no particular order to the teams. The teams then take turns picking the most hilarious answers. You can only imagine where that might take you, and as soon as everyone knows where the bar is set, they are apt to join in! I made a commitment to read everything you write down , and thus I end each game feeling as though I need to apologize and rinse my mouth out with soap... And I love it!
The Dick-tatorship, is a chance to come and defend your score and win a party thrown by J. Riley, one of a kind shirts, your teams name & photo on the J. Riley Webpage & social announcing your dick-tator status and a picture that will adorn the J. Riley Dick-tator wall of shame at J. Riley Distillery! Oh and did I mention THE GLORY! The top 5 scoring teams over the coming 8 weeks will be invited to play in the Dick-tator finals!
Come out and win $$$ and prizes just for writing down your inner-most thoughts and making everyone laugh! It's the most hilarious $50 you will ever make!
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | Sorcerer's Boned | 67 | 2 | 1.000 | |
| 2 | Team Against Everybody | 43 | 1 | 0.500 | |
| 3 | The Martins | 0 | 0 | 0.000 |
I would like to use this moment to inform all who have played, wish to play and who are just reading this for a chuckle that J. Riley Distillery has announced the start of the fight for the Dick-tatorship. Check out jrileydistillery.com for details or check back here and they will be posted shortly!
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | Motorboaters | 50 | 3 | 1.000 | |
| 2 | Just the tip | 0 | 0 | 0.333 | |
| 2 | Become the | 0 | 0 | 0.333 | |
| 2 | Dictators! | 0 | 0 | 0.333 |
We welcomed the Dorsey's and Club 254 to a rousing game of Cards Against Everybody and said hello to return player Collin! It was quickly learned that Club 254 were willing to test exactly where the line of offense is drawn, but we love them for it! The Dorsey's took the game and were surprisingly far less PC than anyone first expected. And Collin who placed 2nd seems to have a gift for writing out the winningest cards taking most of the bonus points in the game!
Until next time, keep thinking funny thoughts!
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | Dorseys | 45 | 2 | 1.000 | |
| 2 | Collin | 37 | 1 | 0.500 | |
| 3 | Club 254 | 23 | 0 | 0.000 |
