Introducing King Trivia's newest game: Cards Against Tournament! Every Saturday at J. Riley Distillery in Redlands, CA, come play an Apples to Apples/Cards Against Humanity-style game created and hosted by one of King Trivia's own Quizmasters! Come by yourself or bring a team, and play the game that proves that we're all a little terrible on the inside.
Steve Irwin, M&M's, Cowboy & Blondie and even the observers and impartial judges Chrissy and Chad... 3 Mikes and a Dick, Mike's Wives, STTD, Andrew & Lisa, Just the Tip, Motorboaters, Honey on the Biscuit, Collin, Blumpkins, D-Squared, Tomkat, Ebony & Ivory, Ghostrider, GWB, Comeback Kids, Carfire, Stethoscopes and Handcuffs, Your Mom Play's Games, Danielle... This is for you! I love you guys!
This one is for the players! The ones who are badass enough to come out and play Cards Against Everybody at J. Riley Distillery, you know who you are. Every week I make the same commitment to you, I promise to read everything you write down and submit. No matter how wrong, absurd, offensive, hilarious or disgusting, and I promise to read your answers to our CAE fill in the blanks with proper inflection, comedic timing and to the best of my ability. Hopefully (if all goes well) giving each answer the best presentation I possibly can, and maximizing your ability to be hilarious!!! And each week all of you wonderful players without fail... I mean NEVER, (in fact one could say that you excel, thrive and even kick ass,) at making me ask myself is this really happening? Are these words really coming out of my mouth right now? Am going to be saying this 3-5 times? Who are these people? What is wrong with you guys??? And then I laugh my ass off and realize I LOVE THIS JOB! Thank you all of you filthy minded players for being willing to just put it all out there and show me how wrong you all really are!
And then I stop, crack a smile and let out a giggle which inevitably becomes a very awkward when you are MCing laugh and realize... I LOVE THIS JOB! Thank you all of you filthy minded players for being willing to just put it all out there and show me how wrong you all really are!
Ok enough of me flattering you guys! See you next week when you come back to defend your CAE title, drink more delicious cocktails, roll up our sleeves and get funny!
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | Cowboy and Blondie | 73 | 2 | 1.000 | |
| 2 | Steve Irwin | 38 | 1 | 0.500 | |
| 3 | M & M's | 12 | 0 | 0.000 |
This Sunday folks came out to J. Riley Distillery, home of some of the yummiest whiskey there ever was, to play a little game called Cards Against Everybody! Get downright dirty, and have a lot of FUN!
First I want to say hello to regular trivia aficionados Andrew and Lisa thank you for coming down and testing the CAE waters you guys are AWESOME, they may have finished 4th but they have heart!
Our 3rd place finishers, and winners of a $20 gift certificate, were a group of ladies who I have come to learn are just downright filthy, Mike's Wives! Fellas, I know what you are thinking but they are married to Mike...'s.
In 2nd place was STTD, earning them a $35 gift certificate and it's worth it to note there is no other game where you can hear a team strategize about ... well just come out and see.
And now to announce the winners a group guys that came out to support one very big guys birthday, some say he is a Dick but I thought he was hilarious! 3 Mike's and a Dick took home the 1st place slot and won the quarters, flip cup, relay race for a t-shirt! Netting this side-splitting team a total of $65 in prizes!!!
I think it is important to note that Doug behind the bar at J. Riley, not only is he in the bang list in a round of bang____, marry___, and kill____ that was played in the game, he also made the best Mule I have EVER HAD! YUM!!!
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 3 Mikes and a Dick | 66 | 3 | 1.000 | |
| 2 | STTD | 65 | 2 | 0.667 | |
| 3 | Mike's WIves | 6 | 1 | 0.333 | |
| 4 | Andrew & Lisa | 0 | 0 | 0.000 |
This Sunday at 2pm some of Redlands finest assembled at J. Riley Distillery for a little game called Cards Against Everybody!
I am aware that most of the fine folks on this site are accustomed to the game of trivia but this Cards Against Everybody is quite different. In this game you will find yourself testing your funny not your smarts.
This week Just the Tip proved they are frickin' hilarious and earned a $50 gift certificate! The Motorboaters proved that, oh yes, they are willing to go there. It looked like they would take home the 1st prize, however, in a surprise final round maneuver, they decided to play it safe and not gamble any of their points, securing them a guaranteed 2nd place win and a $35 gift certificate! That left a tie between the 2 teams that had gambled all their points, Honey on the Bisquit and Collin. In a sudden death, tie breaking, single blank, round, Honey on the Bisquit took 3rd and snagged a $20 gift certificate. But folks rest easy Collin won a t-shirt in our bar Olympic flip cup and quarters bonus round!
Why come to J. Riley Distillery for Cards Against Everybody?
1- The prizes are EPIC!
2- The cocktails are DELICIOUS!
3- The catered food is FANTASTIC!
4- NFL Sunday ticket is ON!
5- There are SUNDAY SPECIALS!
6- You will be in FINE company!
7- Cards Against Everybody is the only game in which the phrase "dirty sanchez" can WIN YOU $50!
Special thank you to Ramona's Mexican Food from Beaumont for making it out Sunday! See you next week for more laughs!!! Th-th-th-
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | Just the Tip | 44 | 4 | 1.000 | |
| 2 | Motorboaters | 43 | 3 | 0.750 | |
| 3* | Honey on the Bisquit | 0 | 0 | 0.250 | |
| 3 | Collin | 0 | 0 | 0.250 | |
| 3 | Blumpkins | 0 | 0 | 0.250 |
