QUIZ RECAP

Cards Against Everybody... what is it? That my friends is up to you. You write the deck, you choose the answers, and there are times when you even choose the winners. So it is truly up to you how funny, terrible, off the wall, goofy, or just weird the game can get!

This week D-Squared came out of the gate as seasoned badasses and earned 1st! Tomkat laughed into 2nd place and Ebony and Ivory smooth danced into 3rd. But in a twist of badass generosity Ghostrider took home a 4th place prize as well. Anything is possible while playing Cards Against Everybody at J. Riley Distillery!

See you next week! You stay classy Redlands!

QUIZ RECAP

All of you are terrible, depraved, shocking, filthy and COMPLETELY HILARIOUS in the worst ways! I  need to go home and scrub myself clean with a brillo pad, magic eraser and bleach and wash my mouth out with soap for having said all that I did on Sunday. But I made a commitment to read anything written and took no responsibility for any of it, and boy did you take advantage... I can't even write the cards out, I keep looking over my shoulder like I am about to tell some terribly offensive joke and people are going to shame me for it. Just let me say this, I will never look at so-called "normal" people the same, you are all dead on the inside and I love you for it!

This was the FIRST EVER game of Cards Against Everybody, and thus a little piece of history was had September 3rd. Moms, dads, kids, best friends and yours truly came out to show the world that they are hilarious and to see who would "run screaming and sh*!@ing" across the line of what we find socially acceptable and into the land of filthy rotten funny! Thankfully Lisa of Thin Blue Balls was willing to proudly get as debased as she could in the warm-up round. Allowing all of the anxious scared players to breathe a sigh of relief, knowing they weren't alone in their perversity.

Everyone who came out left a winner, because now we all know we aren't alone in our heinous, inappropriate and twisted thought processes. And thus, we now no longer have to laugh at the fine visuals of, "a bus full of filthy party girls stuck in my butt" & we know to "STOP! Asking Helen Keller for directions and setting Stevie Wonder up on a Blind Date is a trap!" Phew almost walked right into that one. (And those are the VERY VERY tame answers).

Thank you to EVERYONE who came out and was willing to just "go there", it was a blast! See you next week & rest easy, at least for 2 hours a week we can say everything terrible we think and have everyone around us agree and laugh with us. Because anywhere else we all would have been run out of town by angry villagers. You are not alone! Oh yeah and we win prizes for these thoughts. "Is this really happening? This can't be real can it?"

Cards Against Everyone is a little like Fight Club, whatever happens in CAE, people are too afraid to repeat anywhere else so no one talks about CAE.