Barney's Beanery - Westwood
1037 Broxton St.Westwood CA 90024
(310) 443-7777
One Score and Two Teams made it out on a delightful eventide this Wednesday. Frivolity and Fun were flowing along with an astoundingly good selection of beers at Barney's Beanery Westwood.
Seven rounds of Trivia met our hungry quizzers, and they were satiated not by a selection of appetizers and entrees dutifully served by the cadre of waitstaff, chefs, and bartenders, but also with question after question of brain-teasing goodness.
Round 1 was a good warm-up for most teams, but Alex Trebek's children threw down the gauntlet early with a successful double-down. It was picked up by Urban Knows, and Flaccid Phallus, who also doubled their points, but who would reign supreme?
Rounds 2 and 3 saw a jump in confidence as most teams only missed one, or two, but another successful double-down from Alex Trebek's Children and Tequila Mockingbird set a tone of intimidation. Rounds 5 and Six were played a bit more conservatively by all except Prestige, who - counting round 7 - ended the night with 5 unsuccessful double-downs. It could have been close, but the heat brought by the top teams proved to be too much, and LA Pogo, Tequila Mockingbird, and Alex Trebek's Children were the only ones taking home Barney's Giftcards tonight.
Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
1 | 14587 | Alex Trebek's Children | 73 | 21 | 1.000 |
2 | Tequila Mockingbird | 57 | 20 | 0.952 | |
3 | LA Pogo | 52 | 19 | 0.905 | |
4 | Flaccid Phallus | 50 | 18 | 0.857 | |
5 | Urban Knows | 37 | 17 | 0.810 | |
6 | Immortals | 34 | 14 | 0.714 | |
6 | 12010 | Benjamin Quizraeli | 34 | 14 | 0.714 |
6 | Printed Shirts | 34 | 14 | 0.714 | |
9 | Little Red Riding the boys in the Hood | 31 | 13 | 0.619 | |
10 | There's still only 3 | 30 | 11 | 0.548 | |
10 | Funky Cold Medinas | 30 | 11 | 0.548 | |
12 | Sasquaw-tch | 29 | 9 | 0.452 | |
12 | Team 5-7 Years | 29 | 9 | 0.452 | |
14 | Obi 1 Cannoli | 28 | 8 | 0.381 | |
15 | T Bell | 23 | 7 | 0.333 | |
16 | Subletters | 22 | 5 | 0.262 | |
16 | Trivimaster | 22 | 5 | 0.262 | |
18 | 10348 | Secular Healing | 21 | 3 | 0.167 |
18 | FTB | 21 | 3 | 0.167 | |
20 | 15285 | Double G’s | 12 | 2 | 0.095 |
21 | Préstigé | 11 | 1 | 0.048 | |
22 | The Guys | 8 | 0 | 0.000 |
We're calling it Scott's Last Stand. As I ride off into the retired host sunset, fitting it should happen with regulars, new teams, a consulting firm, and a packed house of chaos... You know a regular Barney's Beanery Westwood Wednesday night.
Ghandi is a popular figure on the UCLA campus, apparently. So is Avril Lavigne. My old friends, Alex Trebek's Children held onto the lead for most of our night, but they just couldn't keep up with the double or nothing prowess of our night's 3 money winners -- FedEx who went from failing on a 3rd round double attempt, to only missing 2 more questions the entire night, And Then There Were 3 (who only missed 1 question from rounds 4-7), and our winners, the "consulting firm" -- Booze Allen, who came storming down the stretch scoring all 70 possible points in the final 4 rounds.
Music round = success.
Trivia night at Barney's = success.
The future is bright for those young Bruins.
Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
1 | 15786 | Booze Allen | 86 | 29 | 1.000 |
2 | And Then There Were 3 | 83 | 28 | 0.966 | |
3 | FedEx | 70 | 27 | 0.931 | |
4 | I Wish This Mic Was a Penis | 61 | 26 | 0.897 | |
5 | 14587 | Alex Trebek’s Children | 60 | 25 | 0.862 |
6 | Bees???? | 58 | 24 | 0.828 | |
7 | Cat & Frog | 54 | 23 | 0.793 | |
8 | 15788 | Lauren Can’t Pull | 53 | 22 | 0.759 |
9 | 15793 | TFT YO | 50 | 21 | 0.724 |
10 | That's What I'm Tolkien About | 48 | 19 | 0.672 | |
10 | 13580 | FunkyColdMedinas | 48 | 19 | 0.672 |
12 | Won | 45 | 18 | 0.621 | |
13 | 15033 | Bernarnold | 42 | 17 | 0.586 |
14 | We're Not High, You Are | 40 | 15 | 0.534 | |
14 | Boob Sweat | 40 | 15 | 0.534 | |
16 | 11658 | The Bean Team | 37 | 14 | 0.483 |
17 | 15791 | What would Ryan Lochte Do? | 35 | 13 | 0.448 |
18 | 15789 | Tardy, but not absent | 29 | 12 | 0.414 |
19 | Amish Pornstars | 28 | 11 | 0.379 | |
20 | 13776 | Happy accidents | 27 | 10 | 0.345 |
21 | 15787 | Kokomo | 23 | 8 | 0.293 |
21 | Less Than Zilch | 23 | 8 | 0.293 | |
23 | 13633 | Avril Lavigne's | 21 | 6 | 0.224 |
23 | Mary Berry's Soggy Bottom | 21 | 6 | 0.224 | |
25 | Murphy Mae | 19 | 5 | 0.172 | |
26 | Patrick Sucks | 18 | 4 | 0.138 | |
27 | 11541 | Make Hayden 24 Again | 16 | 3 | 0.103 |
28 | Stud Muffin | 12 | 2 | 0.069 | |
29 | Chipotle | 8 | 1 | 0.034 | |
30 | T Bell | 6 | 0 | 0.000 |
Oh Barneys, you came and play you some trivia, on your vacation away from college.
Oh Barneys, you knew things about Sarah Bareiles, that even her parents don't know.
Oh Barneys, you showed up and put up some high scores, but it came down to double or nothing
Oh Barneys, they called themselves Broke Girls, but they were rich in trivia knowledge
Oh Barneys, I told you it came down to a pen, and turning them in made the difference.
Oh Barneys, in the end Trebek's kids did it, by the difference of a writing utensil
See you next.
All line meant to be read to the tune of this:
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Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
1 | 14587 | Alex Trebek’s Children | 82 | 31 | 1.000 |
2 | 15674 | 4 Broke Girl$ | 81 | 30 | 0.968 |
3 | 15663 | FEDEX | 79 | 29 | 0.935 |
4 | 13341 | Yasss Queens | 77 | 28 | 0.903 |
5 | 11531 | Make Kennedy SCOTUS Again | 75 | 27 | 0.871 |
6 | 15670 | Nah | 58 | 26 | 0.839 |
7 | 15664 | Tyrannosaurus Sex | 56 | 25 | 0.806 |
8 | Frying Wombats | 54 | 24 | 0.774 | |
9 | Cheeky Fingers | 52 | 22 | 0.726 | |
9 | 15662 | Trivirgins | 52 | 22 | 0.726 |
11 | 15668 | Bubble boys | 41 | 21 | 0.677 |
12 | 15671 | Natty Daddy | 40 | 20 | 0.645 |
13 | Screaming on the Golf Course | 38 | 19 | 0.613 | |
14 | Perry Weinstein | 37 | 18 | 0.581 | |
15 | LA Bron | 36 | 17 | 0.548 | |
16 | 13776 | Happy accidents | 35 | 16 | 0.516 |
17 | 10423 | Bring Back $3.50 Dos Equis | 34 | 15 | 0.484 |
18 | 15660 | Mad Hops | 33 | 12 | 0.419 |
18 | 15666 | Jan michael quadrant 16 | 33 | 12 | 0.419 |
18 | Cat & Frog | 33 | 12 | 0.419 | |
21 | It's Too Loud | 30 | 10 | 0.339 | |
21 | Gradiators | 30 | 10 | 0.339 | |
23 | Bees | 29 | 9 | 0.290 | |
24 | Team Karen 47 | 28 | 8 | 0.258 | |
25 | Prime / Drew | 26 | 6 | 0.210 | |
25 | Leo | 26 | 6 | 0.210 | |
27 | Ribalet Surprise | 24 | 5 | 0.161 | |
28 | 15669 | Sexylishus | 21 | 4 | 0.129 |
29 | 15665 | Dags | 16 | 3 | 0.097 |
30 | 15661 | 15% Concentrated Power of Will | 15 | 1 | 0.048 |
30 | 2nd Date | 15 | 1 | 0.048 | |
32 | Absolut Pear | 5 | 0 | 0.000 |