This past Thursday at Brewcakes left everyone asking a single question...
Where do you bank???
It had better be B of A because they dominated last night in both numbers and scores! Just behind the boisterous group of American Bankers, they may not be named Luna but they know how to Lovegood, the Golden Snatches, and taking 3rd the other half of patriotic financiers ER Rocks took 3rd! Shout out to Babe MD for winning the bonus round spelling bee!
- This one's for your Golden Snatches on the house, Harry Potter Pick-up Lines!
- Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?
- I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
- Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.
- If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.
- My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
- I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming.
- My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
- Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.
- Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
- Your name must be Severus Severus, because you're making my prince full blood.
- Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
- I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.
- Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.
- If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.
- You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.
- You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell.
- I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
- I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
- You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
- Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you've made me stiff.
- Whaddya say you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?
- Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.
- Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
- Come on, let's do it Hippogriff style!
- One night with me and they'll be calling you MOANING Myrtle.
- You can have the portkey to my heart.
- Come here, I'll show you a REAL Patronus.
- I'd let you handle my wand any day!
- Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Narrator
You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You’re moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You’ve just crossed over into… the Trivia Zone.
We are looking at a team, trivia players, age approximately thirty-one, height approximately 5'11". As to their name, Pumpkin Spice Lube where are they, and what are doing there -- even they don't know. For the journey that this team will take is an excursion into the shadows of 5th place, and all of you are invited to go along.
The time is the day before yesterday; the place is anywhere so long as it can accommodate a Brewcakes, a patio, and trivia - along with a bright eyed little team named Big Country who has only one passion in life and that is placing 4th in trivia
This is Yes-Carolyn’s Cafe Parking, age twenty-eight, a team protected by a suit of armor all held together by one bolt. Just a moment ago, someone removed the bolt and Yes-Carolyn’s protection feII away and left them a naked target, who in just a moment will move into the Trivia Zone in a desperate search for 3rd place survival!
Mostly American on the first floor, 3rd picnic table looking for a 2nd place trivia win. What are the odds they will find it... The odds are that they'll find it, but there are even better odds that they'll find something else because this isn't just a Brewpub. This happens to be. . . the Trivia
Zone
We only wanted to introduce you to some of our very special citizens team Sorcerer's Bone, age six, who Iive in a town caIled Redlands in a place that used to be California. And if by some strange chance you should run across them...you had best think only good thoughts. Anything less than that is handled at your own risk. Because if you do meet Sorcerer's Bone...you can be sure of one thing. You have entered...the Trivia Zone.
(Fade to Black)
It was a mostly sandwich with 6 weeks of brain farts, laundry & Schlongbottom, score-wise anyways! Sound like jibberish to you well you should have gone to trivia at Brewcakes on Thursday, then you would be in the know like the cool kids.
