Let me set the scene for y'all. And please note the thick southern drawl as I write. It was a warm and thick summer evenin', the type of night where you would sw'are you could reach right out and scoop the humidity right up with a spoon. 5 brave, sweaty and, well, mother reck'ns they had to have been a few sheets to the wind, teams arrived to do battle, a wet hot and heavy trivia battle.
As I sat from my Brewcakes host porch and sipped my sweet tea wishin' it were a mint julep, I fanned my heated brow, read questions and watched the answers fly! There may have been winna's in this quiz assault, no one walked away a los'er, all proud for havin' answered trivia's call of duty. Western Ireland may have returned to their distant land bumped and bruised but they were a brazin' team never afraid to dip into their double or nothin' arsenal. And speakin' of the Irish, Potato had a few wounds to lick, but they slept easy knowing that they were left with their skin.
This my darlin' brings us to our champions! Houston We Have A Problem, left with a battle prize and a few good men to help them stumble home. And for a brief moment in history we thought that The Wet Bandits might leave our glorious winna', many had laid wager on them, bein' that they had brought a secret weapon, Frank the Puggle. But my Sweet Southern Gentlemen and Ladies, it was the Whorecruxes who won the Battle at Brewcakes Hill this Thursday. But all who were there will go down in history as heroes!
Now go back inside, have a refreshin' drink, mama will fix you somethin' real nice to eat, and don't forget Brewcakes Local League Play is in full swing, and the funnel cakes are always a welcome bonus!
Catch y'all next week. Y'all come back now y'here!
Brewcakes Thursdays, where we all go to get our weekly dose of trivia and Local League Play.
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One more time for all of you folks...
Well, I’m your triviaking-localcakebrews-vegamin girl. Are you tired? Run-down? Listless? Do you pop out at parties? Are you unpoopular? Well, are you? The answer to all your problems is in this little ol’ game…kingtriviabrewcakeslocalleaguevegamin. That’s it. kingtriviabrewcakeslocalleaguevegamin contains questions, answers, 3rd place teams that prescribe trivia like Babe MD, and Hoors. So why don’t you join the thousands of happy , peppy people and get a great big dose of triviaking-leaguecake-localbrews-vegami. I’ll tell you what you have to do. You have to go both days a week after every meal. It’s so tasty, too: it’s just like candy. So everybody get a game of…this stuff.
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See you next week! Same Lucy Time! Same Ricky Station!
Now, we're going to time it this time.
You ready? Go! You know, you're awfully nice.
Thank you.
Would you go ahead, please? Well, I'm your Vitaveatavigyvat girl.
Are you tired, run down, listless? Do you pop out at parties? Are you unpoopular? Well, are you? The answer to all your problems is in this little old bottle.
Vitameatavegamin.
That's it.
Vitameatavegamin contains vitamins and meat and megetables and vinerals.
(hiccup) So why don't you join the thousands of happy, peppy people and get a great big bottle of, uh Vitaveatyvee meeny, miny, moe.
I tell you what you have to do.
You have to take a whole tablespoonful after every meal.
It's so tasty, too.
It's just like candy.
So everybody get a bottle of this stuff.
Miss MacGillicuddy? Hmm? Are you all right? Oh, I feel fine, but you know, it's hot in here.
Well, do you think you'll be able to go on with the show? Well, do you? What? Joe! I think you'd better take a little rest until show time.
LUCY: Yeah, boy, it sure is hot in here.
Joe, would you take Miss MacGillicuddy to one of the dressing rooms and let her rest until show time? Oh, sure.
Come on, Miss MacGillicuddy.
Joe, is it hot in here to you? Pardon me.
Thank you.
Read more: https://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/view_episode_scripts.php?tv-show=i-love-lucy-1951&episode=s01e30
Now, we're going to time it this time.
You ready? Go! You know, you're awfully nice.
Thank you.
Would you go ahead, please? Well, I'm your Vitaveatavigyvat girl.
Are you tired, run down, listless? Do you pop out at parties? Are you unpoopular? Well, are you? The answer to all your problems is in this little old bottle.
Vitameatavegamin.
That's it.
Vitameatavegamin contains vitamins and meat and megetables and vinerals.
(hiccup) So why don't you join the thousands of happy, peppy people and get a great big bottle of, uh Vitaveatyvee meeny, miny, moe.
I tell you what you have to do.
You have to take a whole tablespoonful after every meal.
It's so tasty, too.
It's just like candy.
So everybody get a bottle of this stuff.
Miss MacGillicuddy? Hmm? Are you all right? Oh, I feel fine, but you know, it's hot in here.
Well, do you think you'll be able to go on with the show? Well, do you? What? Joe! I think you'd better take a little rest until show time.
LUCY: Yeah, boy, it sure is hot in here.
Joe, would you take Miss MacGillicuddy to one of the dressing rooms and let her rest until show time? Oh, sure.
Come on, Miss MacGillicuddy.
Joe, is it hot in here to you? Pardon me.
Thank you.
Read more: https://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/view_episode_scripts.php?tv-show=i-love-lucy-1951&episode=s01e30
Now, we're going to time it this time.
You ready? Go! You know, you're awfully nice.
Thank you.
Would you go ahead, please? Well, I'm your Vitaveatavigyvat girl.
Are you tired, run down, listless? Do you pop out at parties? Are you unpoopular? Well, are you? The answer to all your problems is in this little old bottle.
Vitameatavegamin.
That's it.
Vitameatavegamin contains vitamins and meat and megetables and vinerals.
(hiccup) So why don't you join the thousands of happy, peppy people and get a great big bottle of, uh Vitaveatyvee meeny, miny, moe.
I tell you what you have to do.
You have to take a whole tablespoonful after every meal.
It's so tasty, too.
It's just like candy.
So everybody get a bottle of this stuff.
Miss MacGillicuddy? Hmm? Are you all right? Oh, I feel fine, but you know, it's hot in here.
Well, do you think you'll be able to go on with the show? Well, do you? What? Joe! I think you'd better take a little rest until show time.
LUCY: Yeah, boy, it sure is hot in here.
Read more: https://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/view_episode_scripts.php?tv-show=i-love-lucy-1951&episode=s01e30
Game Rank |
Team # |
Team Name |
Score |
Teams Beaten |
Team Beat Average |
1 |
11513 |
Clone Thugs in Harmony |
59 |
8 |
1.000 |
2 |
|
Summer 4 Ever |
46 |
7 |
0.875 |
3 |
12159 |
Babe M.D. |
44 |
6 |
0.750 |
4 |
10912 |
Hoors |
43 |
5 |
0.625 |
5 |
|
Got Bob Destined to Win |
42 |
4 |
0.500 |
6 |
10426 |
Distracted by Dogs |
41 |
3 |
0.375 |
7 |
|
Condoms are 99% Effective |
33 |
2 |
0.250 |
8 |
12371 |
A team has no name |
30 |
1 |
0.125 |
9 |
|
The Worst Team Ever |
8 |
0 |
0.000 |
Brewcakes Thursday Trivia how I love you let me count the ways! We laughed, we cried, bonus rounds with free funnel cakes were had, Rural Jurors loves making me say Rural Juror . Brewkake made everyone giggle and then look around and see if anyone else was giggling too!
The game was close and everyone in the top spots were almost always one point away from one another, making the competition well matched. But it was The Hippocampuseseses (Hippocampusi, Hippopotamus, Hip, Hip Hop, Hip Hop Anonymous) that got 1st, followed closely by West Side Astoria, where those Neon Boobs at?, and in 3rd B of A... do they work there, does it stand for something else? The mysteries abound!
Shout out to Adam and the Functional Alcoholics, it's not a problem until you aren't functioning really. It Shrinks Like a Frightened Turtle, this name has to be about what I think it is... It has to be?!?! Finally Alicia GUUURL glad you Showed Up!
See you next week! Same bat time, same bat station!