Gaggles of competitive trivia teams came out in full force at Brewcakes this Thursday. The team strategy was one based in number of players, and the general philosophy across the board was the MORE the MERRIER! We like our trivia teams to be LARGE and in charge!
The game was a whirlwind and I am still catching my breath. I cannot express how much I appreciate that people are following in the deporable footsteps of team naming and thus gave us The Inappropriates & The Infuriators. The Infuriators stood by their name and made every furious by keeping a steady lead, but it was Scotty Doesn't Know, who clearly learned a little something over the last week who took a late and domineering lead in the 6th round and after that took no prisoners and won the game!
Sorry I was Late/Neon Boobs, I miss your neon boobs placed third while defending their trivia win from last week. Ninja Turtles I love you and miss you! Finally did anyone see King Charles the cutest puppy ever.
See you next week for more trivia BADASSERY! My trivia teams are the most badass of all the trivia teams!
There was a common theme last night, everyone loves a Nice RAK and Ass & Tits, but it was a little awkward when A & T and The Golden Girls were hanging out on the scoreboard together.
Will Needs a Wife put forth a solid effort, both in trying to betroth this kooky trivia master to their Irish friend Will, and in throwing out some serious trivia knowledge, perhaps if Will had a wife they would have gotten first, but alas they finished in 2nd... Hey ladies Will is single and he is not afraid to commit, you may have to go to Ireland to find him however. Scotty Don't Know, knows enough to get 3rd & didn't even realize they had won a prize. In the end however, and really they DOMINATED the entire game, they were UNSTOPPABLE, their boobs are still neon but now they have STINKY PINKIES and a whole lot of double or nothing wins. The Team With No Name & Stinky Pinkies just obliterated the trivia competition. Thanks for playing guys see you next week!
Thank you for being a friend!
Game Rank |
Team # |
Team Name |
Score |
Teams Beaten |
Team Beat Average |
1 |
11513 |
The Team With No Name and Stinky Pinkies |
68 |
7 |
1.000 |
2 |
|
Will Needs a Wife |
50 |
6 |
0.857 |
3 |
|
Scotty Don't Know |
44 |
5 |
0.714 |
4 |
11671 |
NICE RAK |
42 |
4 |
0.571 |
5 |
|
Ass & Tits |
34 |
3 |
0.429 |
6 |
|
Golden Girls |
29 |
2 |
0.286 |
7 |
|
Team Awesome |
22 |
1 |
0.143 |
8 |
|
The Fake Quake Alert |
8 |
0 |
0.000 |
Well hello there! When did you get here?... As I was saying. This trivia master has decided to pick favorites each week it may not be a fair or wise and may seem to have no rhyme or reason but that's just because you aren't my favorite. Do better next time!
So trivia we had 10 teams all show to compete in the illustrious sport of King Trivia. And the lesson learned was set your goals at attainable levels and life is always a win for you. And no one was a better example of this than my favorite this week, the disgraceful, shameful, dishonorable, unworthy, inexcusable, unpardonable, unforgivable team, our PENULTIMATE team, The Deplorables. I've never seen second to last look so good!
Ok now all my other wonderful, gorgeous, well-behaved trivia players. The game was close but it was The Heat is On who took an early lead a team twice it's usual size, and they managed to hold tightly with the grip of a portly child and his last lollipop before fat-camp, they never let 1st go! It was a battle for 2nd and 3rd then and came down to Comey Don't Play That Game & We Be Jammin' who had to do a double (nearly triple, off by one zero) tie-breaking round! It was Jammin' who ended up taking the win with a guess of 150cm on the record breaking distance of goat horn spread (Comey was initially also going to guess 150 but switched at the last minute, 3 tie breakers is too many). Those 2 teams should join forces because clearly they are already sharing wonder-twin powers!
Shout out to all my regulars especially the ones who had a rough night! You are always winners in my heart! Balls!
* Won Tiebreaker