Thirsty Crow is a neighborhood sports bar with east-Asian bar bites from chef James Wozniuk, 24 drafts, and fun and approachable cocktails. We show NFL Sunday Ticket and UFC, have free pool tables, board games, and guest chef pop-ups weekly.
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | Dune 1 is a beautiful not movie | 74 | 8 | 1.000 | |
| 2 | 125930 | Sugar’s Babies | 72 | 7 | 0.875 |
| 3 | 125946 | Giraffes with Wings | 62 | 6 | 0.750 |
| 4 | Insane Clown Puppies | 48 | 5 | 0.625 | |
| 5 | We are Kenough | 46 | 4 | 0.500 | |
| 6 | 84062 | Let’s all commit tax fraud! | 39 | 3 | 0.375 |
| 7 | 125935 | How You Dune: Part Two | 33 | 1 | 0.188 |
| 7 | 124120 | Look, I figured out how to change the team name! | 33 | 1 | 0.188 |
| 9 | 125951 | Claud squad | 23 | 0 | 0.000 |
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 124120 | Shrimp Chip Mafia | 55 | 5 | 1.000 |
| 2 | 84062 | Let’s all commit tax fraud! | 51 | 4 | 0.800 |
| 3 | The power of four | 44 | 2 | 0.500 | |
| 3 | Charlotte’s Madame Web | 44 | 2 | 0.500 | |
| 5 | 125013 | Mother Flockers | 41 | 1 | 0.200 |
| 6 | Sam’s club | 37 | 0 | 0.000 |
Fun night! The crowd rushed in at the last second and everyone was so eager to play! close competion but the room was enjoying the music, fun team names, and the picture round! Energy was high throughout the night.
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 124236 | Stevie Nicks staring a hole through Lindsey Buckingham (during the 1997 performance of Silver Springs) | 64 | 12 | 1.000 |
| 2 | 84062 | Let’s all commit tax fraud! | 59 | 11 | 0.917 |
| 3 | 124232 | Ashlee Simpson’s SNL Jig | 54 | 10 | 0.833 |
| 4 | 123268 | I Have Ideas for WMATA | 41 | 9 | 0.750 |
| 5 | Karlee’s Hen Party | 39 | 8 | 0.667 | |
| 6 | 124270 | Crotch Spice | 33 | 7 | 0.583 |
| 7 | 124120 | The Beekeepers | 28 | 6 | 0.500 |
| 8 | Late to the Party | 16 | 5 | 0.417 | |
| 9 | ConAir | 11 | 4 | 0.333 | |
| 10 | host | 1 | 2 | 0.208 | |
| 10 | Davy Crotchless | 1 | 2 | 0.208 | |
| 12 | 124239 | Stevie Nicks staring a hole through Lindsey Buckingham (during the 1997 performance of Silver Springs) | 0 | 0 | 0.042 |
| 12 | Crotch spice | 0 | 0 | 0.042 |
