Thirsty Crow is a neighborhood sports bar with east-Asian bar bites from chef James Wozniuk, 24 drafts, and fun and approachable cocktails. We show NFL Sunday Ticket and UFC, have free pool tables, board games, and guest chef pop-ups weekly.
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 130152 | Please Go Easy On Us Claudia Says We’ve Been Playing Badly | 45 | 6 | 1.000 |
| 2 | 500 Days of Brat Summer | 43 | 5 | 0.833 | |
| 3 | Angel babies | 40 | 4 | 0.667 | |
| 4 | 119975 | Let’s All Commit Tax Frog | 36 | 3 | 0.500 |
| 5 | 142164 | SHARTNATO | 30 | 2 | 0.333 |
| 6 | In 3rd place is | 25 | 1 | 0.167 | |
| 7 | The sara(h)’s | 24 | 0 | 0.000 |
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 119975 | Let’s All Commit Tax Frog | 54 | 9 | 1.000 |
| 2 | The DNC’s special guest is ……. | 49 | 8 | 0.889 | |
| 3 | Blasted Kiwis | 45 | 7 | 0.778 | |
| 4 | SHARTNATO | 41 | 6 | 0.667 | |
| 5 | Brain Dead Divas | 40 | 5 | 0.556 | |
| 6 | 141735 | Welcome to Jen’s House | 38 | 4 | 0.444 |
| 7 | 141740 | The Darcy’s | 25 | 3 | 0.333 |
| 8 | Fake | 0 | 0 | 0.037 | |
| 8 | Thirsty Hoe | 0 | 0 | 0.037 | |
| 8 | Filler name blah blah | 0 | 0 | 0.037 |
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | Back to school | 55 | 7 | 1.000 | |
| 2 | Let’s All Commit Tax Fraud | 46 | 6 | 0.857 | |
| 3 | Lindiana Jones and the Lamb Crusade | 41 | 5 | 0.714 | |
| 4 | brain dead divas | 33 | 4 | 0.571 | |
| 5 | Ben affleck and JLO divorced | 27 | 3 | 0.429 | |
| 6 | Hungry Crows | 23 | 2 | 0.286 | |
| 7 | 130152 | Back in my day we used PAPER | 20 | 1 | 0.143 |
| 8 | 84062 | Let’s all commit tax fraud! | 0 | 0 | 0.000 |
