Thirsty Crow is a neighborhood sports bar with east-Asian bar bites from chef James Wozniuk, 24 drafts, and fun and approachable cocktails. We show NFL Sunday Ticket and UFC, have free pool tables, board games, and guest chef pop-ups weekly.
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 83143 | The Islanders | 54 | 5 | 1.000 |
| 2 | Looking for T-Swift Tickets | 44 | 4 | 0.800 | |
| 3 | Tasty Turkeys | 34 | 3 | 0.600 | |
| 4 | 83154 | BBS | 23 | 2 | 0.400 |
| 5 | 83158 | Laster Place | 22 | 1 | 0.200 |
| 6 | Defeated Educators on a Tuesday Night | 12 | 0 | 0.000 |
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 82711 | Daddy Daycare 2: This Time It’s Personal | 56 | 17 | 1.000 |
| 2 | Staying Dry | 55 | 16 | 0.941 | |
| 3 | Lactose lattes | 52 | 15 | 0.882 | |
| 4 | 82716 | TWENTY TRUMPTY FOUR | 51 | 14 | 0.824 |
| 5 | 82728 | lalala | 45 | 13 | 0.765 |
| 6 | 82727 | We just got fired | 38 | 12 | 0.706 |
| 7 | Columbia Frights | 33 | 11 | 0.647 | |
| 8 | 82733 | Unhinged Baddies | 31 | 9 | 0.559 |
| 8 | 82726 | The Walkie Talkies | 31 | 9 | 0.559 |
| 10 | Spud Webb's Sons | 25 | 8 | 0.471 | |
| 11 | Super Mario bros | 23 | 7 | 0.412 | |
| 12 | Lockheed Martini | 22 | 6 | 0.353 | |
| 13 | Tidal basin beavers | 5 | 5 | 0.294 | |
| 14 | Barnuts | 0 | 0 | 0.012 | |
| 14 | 82735 | Rat Bastards | 0 | 0 | 0.012 |
| 14 | Tbbs | 0 | 0 | 0.012 | |
| 14 | Sister Sister | 0 | 0 | 0.012 | |
| 14 | Test | 0 | 0 | 0.012 |
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | Midterm erections | 54 | 3 | 0.875 | |
| 1 | 82162 | The Brett Favre Volleyball Team | 54 | 3 | 0.875 |
| 3 | 71452 | The Second Guessers | 50 | 2 | 0.500 |
| 4 | Not Thinking about the Midterms | 45 | 1 | 0.250 | |
| 5 | Vote for Pedro | 31 | 0 | 0.000 |
