Thirsty Crow is a neighborhood sports bar with east-Asian bar bites from chef James Wozniuk, 24 drafts, and fun and approachable cocktails. We show NFL Sunday Ticket and UFC, have free pool tables, board games, and guest chef pop-ups weekly.
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | You’re money & you don’t even know it | 54 | 9 | 1.000 | |
| 2 | 123268 | I Have Ideas for WMATA | 51 | 8 | 0.889 |
| 3 | 122251 | Deep State (Taylor’s Version) | 45 | 7 | 0.778 |
| 4 | nancy’s back | 41 | 6 | 0.667 | |
| 5 | The Fried Neckbones | 39 | 5 | 0.556 | |
| 6 | Back Corner Booth | 32 | 4 | 0.444 | |
| 7 | Ford scores and seven years | 22 | 3 | 0.333 | |
| 8 | Space Cadets | 19 | 1 | 0.167 | |
| 8 | HBD Amandas! | 19 | 1 | 0.167 | |
| 10 | What? A hope? | -1 | 0 | 0.000 |
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 84062 | Let’s all commit tax fraud! | 67 | 11 | 1.000 |
| 2 | Bill & Chill | 63 | 10 | 0.909 | |
| 3 | Double Everything | 53 | 9 | 0.818 | |
| 4 | 122227 | Back Corner Booth | 51 | 8 | 0.727 |
| 5 | 122251 | Deep State (Taylor’s Version) | 50 | 7 | 0.636 |
| 6 | The Inopportune Grocery Store Run Gang | 43 | 6 | 0.545 | |
| 7 | The west wing solved it already | 41 | 5 | 0.455 | |
| 8 | 110094 | Next Week’s Winners | 34 | 4 | 0.364 |
| 9 | dc rats pt 2 | 24 | 3 | 0.273 | |
| 10 | Chewsday | 17 | 1 | 0.136 | |
| 10 | Bear Pits | 17 | 1 | 0.136 | |
| 12 | Back benchers | 12 | 0 | 0.000 |
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | The Fried Neckbones | 66 | 8 | 1.000 | |
| 2 | 121213 | Live Free or Cry | 63 | 7 | 0.875 |
| 3 | Justice for Barbie | 62 | 6 | 0.750 | |
| 4 | Oscar-less Barbie | 43 | 5 | 0.625 | |
| 5 | Looking for a STEM friend | 38 | 4 | 0.500 | |
| 6 | LARM | 35 | 2 | 0.313 | |
| 6 | WhiskeyWarriors | 35 | 2 | 0.313 | |
| 8 | 121224 | Girlies | 33 | 1 | 0.125 |
| 9 | No name | 30 | 0 | 0.000 |
