Thirsty Crow is a neighborhood sports bar with east-Asian bar bites from chef James Wozniuk, 24 drafts, and fun and approachable cocktails. We show NFL Sunday Ticket and UFC, have free pool tables, board games, and guest chef pop-ups weekly.
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 122227 | Back Corner Booth | 89 | 11 | 1.000 |
| 2 | 130818 | Duchesses of Otis | 63 | 10 | 0.909 |
| 3 | 130817 | We all committed tax fraud | 59 | 9 | 0.818 |
| 4 | 124120 | Shrimp Chip Mafia | 52 | 8 | 0.727 |
| 5 | 130811 | The IRS | 48 | 6 | 0.591 |
| 5 | Not work mates | 48 | 6 | 0.591 | |
| 7 | 130815 | The Directorate | 46 | 5 | 0.455 |
| 8 | 130799 | Squiddly No!!! | 42 | 4 | 0.364 |
| 9 | brown cow realness | 34 | 3 | 0.273 | |
| 10 | 130806 | iHaveIdeasForWMATA | 28 | 2 | 0.182 |
| 11 | BEER COMMA ROOT | 27 | 0 | 0.045 | |
| 11 | PAPAPA | 27 | 0 | 0.045 |
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | The Duchesses of Otis | 67 | 12 | 1.000 | |
| 2 | 130152 | The thirsty hoes | 63 | 11 | 0.917 |
| 3 | 84062 | Let’s all commit tax fraud! | 55 | 10 | 0.833 |
| 4 | 106604 | ClaudSquad | 54 | 9 | 0.750 |
| 5 | The Unlucky Juror | 52 | 8 | 0.667 | |
| 6 | A-Niall-8ors | 51 | 7 | 0.583 | |
| 7 | Safe legal and rare | 44 | 5 | 0.458 | |
| 7 | 130161 | me in the corner | 44 | 5 | 0.458 |
| 9 | Tokyo Grift | 42 | 4 | 0.333 | |
| 10 | Partial Eclipse of the Heart | 38 | 3 | 0.250 | |
| 11 | BEER COMMA ROOT | 34 | 2 | 0.167 | |
| 12 | 130157 | Lions and Vampires | 26 | 1 | 0.083 |
| 13 | 130143 | Bad for the economy | 15 | 0 | 0.000 |
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 84062 | Let’s all commit tax fraud! | 54 | 9 | 1.000 |
| 2 | Legalize Blackmail! | 44 | 7 | 0.833 | |
| 2 | Beer, Root | 44 | 7 | 0.833 | |
| 4 | 129460 | The Motion to Rename Dulles Airport | 42 | 6 | 0.667 |
| 5 | 129471 | Dan Dan | 39 | 5 | 0.556 |
| 6 | Why not | 37 | 4 | 0.444 | |
| 7 | Trivially Alone | 32 | 3 | 0.333 | |
| 8 | 124120 | Tom edges ever closer to death | 29 | 2 | 0.222 |
| 9 | 129479 | The clowns | 22 | 1 | 0.111 |
| 10 | The Protein Sisters | 14 | 0 | 0.000 |
