The Press Restaurant
129 Harvard Ave.Claremont CA 91711
(909) 625-4808
The Press Restaurant
Claremont CA 91711
(909) 625-4808
QUIZ RECAP
Tonight was poetry night at The Press, dedicated to Cornelius "The Head" Davenport.
Beer-Winning poem (honorable mentions pictured in the gallery above):
The Ballad of Paco & Cornelius
By Tuesdays with Rory
As he slept soundly in bed,
Paco dreamt of dreams better left unsaid.
When at his door a voice did call
'Twas a severed head floating through the hall.
Paco! It screamed with a menacing growl,
As he closed both his eyes and clenched his bowels,
"Tonight is the night, for it is Halloween,
You must do my bidding and then flee the scene."
And so he then whispered into Paco's ear,
As the plan soon did become clear
To ask for a poem before all of his peers.
... Fuck you Paco!
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | Suhh Dudes | 68 | 13 | 1.000 | |
| 2* | 10451 | Firestorm | 60 | 11 | 0.885 |
| 2 | Tuesdays with Rory | 60 | 11 | 0.885 | |
| 4 | 10751 | Pubettes | 59 | 10 | 0.769 |
| 5 | 12127 | He's Only Pissed because Melania Never Kneels | 57 | 9 | 0.692 |
| 6 | Carlos' Angels | 55 | 8 | 0.615 | |
| 7 | Sex Sex One Bee | 43 | 7 | 0.538 | |
| 8 | The Gravitational Weis | 42 | 6 | 0.462 | |
| 9 | The Salty Dogs | 40 | 5 | 0.385 | |
| 10 | Cobras Fumantes | 39 | 3 | 0.269 | |
| 10 | Meat Flaps | 39 | 3 | 0.269 | |
| 12 | December, 1963 | 33 | 2 | 0.154 | |
| 13 | Winosaurs | 25 | 1 | 0.077 | |
| 14 | I'm Trash | 6 | 0 | 0.000 |
QUIZ RECAP
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 10751 | Pubettes | 48 | 17 | 1.000 |
| 2* | 10451 | #TomPettyLivesForever | 44 | 15 | 0.912 |
| 2 | 12127 | The Zonks Behind Door #2 | 44 | 15 | 0.912 |
| 4 | The Triple D's | 41 | 13 | 0.794 | |
| 4 | Suhhh Dudes | 41 | 13 | 0.794 | |
| 6 | Booze Days with Rory | 40 | 12 | 0.706 | |
| 7 | Rum Ham! | 35 | 11 | 0.647 | |
| 8 | I'm Dr. Who in this Bitch | 33 | 10 | 0.588 | |
| 9 | Winosaurs | 32 | 9 | 0.529 | |
| 10 | We Can't Keep Doing This, Bruan | 25 | 7 | 0.441 | |
| 10 | 12369 | Ship of Fools | 25 | 7 | 0.441 |
| 12 | Ramp & Voisan | 19 | 6 | 0.353 | |
| 13 | Study Hallerz | 18 | 5 | 0.294 | |
| 14 | 3 Musketeers | 17 | 4 | 0.235 | |
| 15 | Sausages | 16 | 3 | 0.176 | |
| 16 | Gotta Go Soon | 14 | 2 | 0.118 | |
| 17 | Return of Flash me Pat | 13 | 1 | 0.059 | |
| 18 | O'Trivia Newton John | 9 | 0 | 0.000 |
QUIZ RECAP
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 12127 | One Giant Kneel for Mankind | 47 | 17 | 1.000 |
| 2 | Cameron Went Down to Georgia | 46 | 16 | 0.941 | |
| 3 | 1st Leftenant Crunch | 44 | 15 | 0.882 | |
| 4 | 10451 | #TakeAKnee | 43 | 14 | 0.824 |
| 5 | Free Twinks, Free Drinks??? | 42 | 12 | 0.735 | |
| 5 | Bunny's Baby Toe | 42 | 12 | 0.735 | |
| 7 | 10751 | Pubettes | 41 | 11 | 0.647 |
| 8 | Sausages | 36 | 10 | 0.588 | |
| 9 | What the Rock is actually cooking | 32 | 8 | 0.500 | |
| 9 | Nine Inch Males | 32 | 8 | 0.500 | |
| 11 | The Mocha Triangles | 25 | 7 | 0.412 | |
| 12 | The Hockey Fans | 23 | 6 | 0.353 | |
| 13 | Guac Attack | 21 | 5 | 0.294 | |
| 14 | Pink Freud | 20 | 4 | 0.235 | |
| 15 | Face Down Glass Up | 17 | 2 | 0.147 | |
| 15 | I am a liar | 17 | 2 | 0.147 | |
| 17 | Sex Sex One Bee | 15 | 1 | 0.059 | |
| 18 | Cobras Fumantes | 12 | 0 | 0.000 |
