QUIZ RECAP

'Twas the night before...two nights, really, before...or was it two nights after...maybe in the middle of?

The one thing of which I am sure - it was Monday night at Rocco's Tavern when up to the rooftop the coursers they flew,

With a sleigh full of questions, and King Trivia, too.

Now The Dynasty Duo whose double in 5 led to their winning score,

On Stan Halen (Because My Real Name Sucks) answering fastest in Round Number 4,

Now Sir Digby Chicken Caesar coming in second thanks to a last minute double,

On KW whose favorite orbital telescope could only be Hubble.

And they heard their quizmaster exclaim, ere he walked out of sight,

"I think I parked on Venice, but on the left or the right? Dang it."

QUIZ RECAP

Jada Pinkett Smith!

Yes, I yell that often but tonight I do it for a reason. Boardwalk 11's knowledge of her life and career gave them a lead they never relinquished.

Go to jail!

Yes, my probation officer yells that often but tonight it applied to Monopoly, the knowledge of which helped Chuck E. Cheese's Less Weird Older Brother come in second.

Tequila!

Yes, my mom yells that often but tonight Club Dub surfed the blue agave wave to third place.

Ukulele!

I'm just yelling that.

QUIZ RECAP

As my Philosophy professor at university always said, "It all comes down to carrots and soup."

A round about famed prop comic/life coach Carrot Top brought out the best in Vikings Suck and Drunken Mermaids with Knives.

A super soupy Round 7 saw Boardwalk 11 pull into a tie for first place that was decided by Painted Taint's superior knowledge of nutrition labels.

Next time, I'll tell you all about the theory that Immanuel Kant was a creamy root vegetable bisque.