Barney's Beanery - Santa Monica
1351 3rd St. PromenadeSanta Monica CA 90401
(310) 656-5777
You see them on the street.
You follow them on Instagram.
You stop to stay hello to them.
You might even own one.
And yet, when presented with a picture round all about different dog breeds, you choke.
People.
We need to get it together. We need to embrace these things we love. Man's best friend. Reduced to a measly 4 or 5 points. That should have been an easy choice double or nothing and YOU. KNOW. IT.
Now your Akita doesn't know itself apart from a Chow Chow or a Boxer or a Rottweiler from a Doberman. Do you think all dogs look alike?
Stop liking that doggo account on Insta if you can't even name the very thing you're clicking.
Stop retweeting pictures of those good pups when it actually might be a cat.
We need to focus, trivia friends and fiends. Dogs. Dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs.
You knew more witches than dogs!
Obviously I have a bone to pick with all of you. This was ruff, but we'll try again next week.
Woof.
Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
1 | 10010 | Benjamin Quizraeli | 70 | 8 | 1.000 |
2 | Dont Worry Beyonce | 69 | 7 | 0.875 | |
3 | 10348 | Secular Healing | 57 | 6 | 0.750 |
4 | 10351 | Full Loftus | 40 | 5 | 0.625 |
5 | Tax Season: The Sequel | 38 | 4 | 0.500 | |
6 | Tacocat Backwards is Tacocat | 32 | 3 | 0.375 | |
7 | Nach Yo Team | 29 | 2 | 0.250 | |
8 | Revenge of Timmy Turner | 27 | 1 | 0.125 | |
9 | Wassey Possey | 13 | 0 | 0.000 |
An intimate followup to everyone's favourite Irish-centric drinking holiday. 5 teams braved their hangovers to join us at Barney's on the 3rd Street Promenade!
Luckily, by the end of the game, each team had registered, scoring 2 bonus points. It almost could have decided the difference between first and second place, not to mention the fact the League Play begins on April 2nd!
"There can be only one" and "Benjamin Quizraeli" faced of early, establishing a rivalry with successful round 1 double-downs, that would keep everyone in nail-biting suspense for the duration.
Challengers "Secular Healing" and "Bestiality Killed the Cat" tried valiantly to unseat the top two, but were unable to overcome the early lead.
"Don't worry, Be Yoncé" suffered an unsuccessful double-down in the final round, just missing out on third place - a trying test for the regional champs - but winning an epic Rochambeau tournament gave them a comforting appetizer.
Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
1 | 10010 | Benjamin Quizraeli | 75 | 4 | 1.000 |
2 | 10351 | There Can Be Only One | 71 | 3 | 0.750 |
3 | 10348 | Secular Healing | 57 | 2 | 0.500 |
4 | 10419 | Don't Worry, Be Yoncé | 41 | 1 | 0.250 |
5 | 14016 | Beastiality killed the cat! | 33 | 0 | 0.000 |
I once tried to think of this as a personal blog that I could share things on but then I realized none of you read this/know about this and that I work 16 hour days and should probably sleep.
Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
1 | 10010 | Benjamin Quizraeli | 91 | 9 | 1.000 |
2 | 10417 | Don't Worry Beyonce | 84 | 8 | 0.889 |
3 | 10351 | Full Loftus | 63 | 7 | 0.778 |
4 | 10348 | Secular Healing | 58 | 6 | 0.667 |
5 | Timmy Turner | 57 | 5 | 0.556 | |
6 | Raspberry Parade | 33 | 4 | 0.444 | |
7 | Doodle Berries | 25 | 3 | 0.333 | |
8 | Butterscotch Jukebox | 24 | 1 | 0.167 | |
8 | XTC | 24 | 1 | 0.167 | |
10 | Cardi 3 | 13 | 0 | 0.000 |